Ron Jeremy autograph today!

[cycloneML]

So i see Ron Jeremy at KCI today. he asks me where gate 45 is. I say, "Ron, can i have your autograph?" He says, "sure, I have a pen." he pulls out a sharpie and signs my boarding pass. (i had to get another boarding pass.) I say thank you. Ron says thank you. does the autograph have value?should i be proud or embarrassed?

 

[CyCrazy]

So i see Ron Jeremy at KCI today. he asks me where gate 45 is. I say, "Ron, can i have your autograph?" He says, "sure, I have a pen." he pulls out a sharpie and signs my boarding pass. (i had to get another boarding pass.) I say thank you. Ron says thank you. does the autograph have value? should i be proud or embarrassed?

You might want to get your boarding pass checked for herpes.

 

[Acylum]

Which appendage did he use to sign with?

 

[dinger]

how hard is it to find a gate in an airport terminal?

 

[bos]

A friend of mine at ISU met Ron at an adult store in Ames. He reached under my buddys girlfriend at the times shirt and then signed it. A bit awkward even if hes a "celebrity"

 

[drmwevr08]

I love that guy. He has a pretty good appreciation for how rediculous his fame is and is pretty articulate on more topics than just weiners and boobage.

 

[Acylum]

I love that guy. He has a pretty good appreciation for how rediculous his fame is and is pretty articulate on more topics than just weiners and boobage.

Other than beer and sports, what other topics are there?

 

[iahawkhunter]

Other than beer and sports, what other topics are there?

Cars.

 

[pikecy10]

A bunch of friends and I saw Ron out at the bars here in KC on friday night. We were very confused as to why he was in KC, so if anyone has any idea why he was here, I'd love to know why.

 

[acgclone]

When you said "he pulls out a....", I thought it was headed in a different direction.

 

[CloneIce]

You should be very proud. The Hedgehog himself!

 

[fatkid1974]

Frame it and hang it above the mantle. He's made fat hairy men everywhere proud.

 

[CyLoboClone]

I'm pretty sure he was a guidance counselor in NY before he changed careers.

 

[CyDude16]

Did you wash your hands?

 

[Senolcyc]

.....he pulls out a sharpie.....

Did he let you touch it?

 

[clonehenge]

A bunch of friends and I saw Ron out at the bars here in KC on friday night. We were very confused as to why he was in KC, so if anyone has any idea why he was here, I'd love to know why.

He came in with Dennis Hoff (owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch) for Rockfest...they're friends with Johnny Dare...

 

[Torn]

did you get any leads?

 

[EYEoftheSTORM]

I met the WWE wrestler John Cena at the Chicago airport before. But no autograph. I did shake his hand though and he is one big mo fo.......

 

[cyspike]

So i see Ron Jeremy at KCI today. he asks me where gate 45 is. I say, "Ron, can i have your autograph?" He says, "sure, I have a pen." he pulls out a sharpie and signs my boarding pass. (i had to get another boarding pass.) I say thank you. Ron says thank you. does the autograph have value? should i be proud or embarrassed?

Embarrassed. You ask for a female porn star sig.. Plus, no value.

 

[mj4cy]

So i see Ron Jeremy at KCI today. he asks me where gate 45 is. I say, "Ron, can i have your autograph?" He says, "sure, I have a pen." he pulls out a sharpie and signs my boarding pass. (i had to get another boarding pass.) I say thank you. Ron says thank you. does the autograph have value?should i be proud or embarrassed?[/QUOTE]


Guess it depends on what you value/idolize in life.