Are you a man? Do you dislike mustard?

Are you a man? Do you like mustard?

  • YES! I'm a man and I like mustard

    Votes: 290 67.4%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard

    Votes: 31 7.2%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love Ketchup

    Votes: 62 14.4%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love Mayo

    Votes: 8 1.9%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love Ranch

    Votes: 19 4.4%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love a condiment not named here

    Votes: 14 3.3%
  • NO! I'm not a man

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • Total voters
    430

CycloneRulzzz

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I work in a restaurant and see our ranch made every day. It's amazing how much of ranch is made up of highly calorie rich ingredients, I can't eat it after seeing all the **** that goes in it.
 

Cyfan4good

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I like mostly the brown or spicy mustard. Plain old yellow's ok but need a little zing to it. Ketchup is only good sparingly on a few things. I'll never understand why people use it like gravy on things like hash browns etc. You could order **** on a dried piece of **** and as much ketchup as some people use I don't think they would know what was under the ketchup.
Any way, mustard good, me man.
 

00clone

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bump for the pure sake of....well, elsewhere in these parts we're arguing Criner/Walden/dannymac again, might as well talk mustard.

But, I do like me some mustard.
 
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KFitzy87

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Like mustard on my dogs... Side note, has anyone ever had Durkee's?

I love that stuff

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VeloClone

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Jan 19, 2010
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At this point almost one third of your male respondents don't like mustard. I don't think mustard has anything to do with manhood.

For the record I like it but there aren't many foods I don't like.
 

MeanDean

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I like mustard but it's not anywhere near the top of my favorite condiments.

BBQ on lots of stuff. Dipping fries yes, even on a baked potato. Ketchup on fries is crap!
Ranch is good.
Real Mayo
Also can't believe no one has mentioned horseradish sauce. Love a little of that on a cold sandwich along with the real mayo to give it some pop!

Besides, everyone knows that no man cannot drive a manual transmission car. If you think you're a man and can't drive a car with a clutch you are not a man. This has nothing to do with women - woman are allowed to learn to drive a manual, but a man MUST be able to drive a manual.
 
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cdnlngld

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I don't particularly like mustard as a stand alone, and I only like it in small amounts alongside ketchup. I guess I'm not sure if I really do like it or not.
 

VeloClone

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I agree with Dean on BBQ and Horsey sauce. My cold meat sandwiches almost always have some combo of horseradish sauce on them*.

*Often with a brown or spicy mustard, though.
 
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