Steele Jantz Facts

[cobraclone71]

From WRNL....

:twitcy:

Steele Jantz has Carly Rae Jepsen's phone number, but she calls him.

Steele Jantz impresses McKayla Maroney.

Sharks watch Steele Jantz Week.

Women are now reading Steele Jantz's a****iography instead of 50 Shades of Grey.

The amount of people clamoring to see Steele Jantz will cause the LHN to actually be carried around the country.

The metric system was replaced by Steele Jantz.

Steele Jantz doesn't need to wash his clothes because he never sweats and he naturally smells like Tide.

The State of Iowa leads the nation in the production of wind turbines, corn and natural, raw Steele Jantz.

Steele Jantz is mortal, but has outlived every immortal.

Steele Jantz doesn't use calendars, but when he does he goes straight to the month of September.

Princeton Review ranks Steele Jantz the number 1 party school in the nation.

What Biz Markie needs is Steele Jantz.

 

[CYCLNST8]

Jet fuel does not burn hot enough to melt Steele.

 

[Let's Go State]

Hilarious!

 

[westlbcyclone]

What Biz Markie needs is Steele Jantz.

Winner!

 

[State43]

:biglaugh:This is my favorite lol
"Steele Jantz is mortal, but has outlived every immortal."

 

[00clone]

When Steele goes undefeated, will they call him Stainless Steele?

 

[LegendofRodA]

When Steele goes undefeated, will they call him Stainless Steele?

That's good.

How about when he gets mad, do they call him Tempered Steele?

 

[The_Architect]

Please point me in the direction of the humor. Did I miss something? I didn't read any lulz.

 

[2ndCyCE]

That's good.

How about when he gets mad, do they call him Tempered Steele?

Steele doesn't get mad. He gets even.

 

[klamath632]

One-third of his body weight is from gravitas.

 

[Clone9]

Steele Jantz named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that.

Like an alligator, Steele Jantz can fully digest a turtle shell.

One time I was with Steele Jantz in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Steele goes up to the deer and says, "I'm Steele Jantz! SAY IT!" Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say
SteeleJantz....It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer.

 

[CYCL0NE1]

Steele Jantz can Connect Four in three moves.

 

[Cyballz]

Steele Jantz can throw 3 interceptions in only 4 pass attempts

 

[klamath632]

His middle name actually is "****ING"

 

[CysRage]

Steele has a Gmail account.

[email protected]

 

[Tri4Cy]

That's good.

How about when he gets mad, do they call him Tempered Steele?

And when he throws 3 int's do they call him Hot-rolled Steele?

...wait I hope he never get's that nickname!!

 

[bgprest]

So, has the Iowa State offense now been dubbed, "Men of Steele"?

 

[Cycl1]

I once saw steele jantz nurse a flamingo back to good health with a unicycle.

 

[mcblogerson]

Superman wears Steele Jantz underwear.

 

[cobraclone71]

And when he throws 3 int's do they call him Hot-rolled Steele?

...wait I hope he never get's that nickname!!

DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY!