I am in the Masters unless ISU is in the FF camp. However, there is another answer. Go to the FF, watch the FF, kidnap Jim Nantz, and take his place in the broadcast booth for the Masters.
Seriously his job the first two weeks of every April are to call 2 of the top 5 US sporting events of the year. And every third year he calls one of the three in early February. Those years are a hell of a two month stretch. How ******* awesome is that, don't care if you like him or you don't, that would be a hell of a job.