Worst Places to Live In Iowa (article)

IcSyU

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Looked pretty rough to me on a recent business trip there and looked a lot like the run-down river towns throughout Iowa. I expected a lot more I guess. Plus, the only thing open for lunch was a crappy mexican restaurant.

Premier Pizza FTW.

Algona doesn't belong on this list and I can't stand being in Algona. It isn't the nicest town on the planet but it's significantly better than most of Southern Iowa.
 

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If noone has been to Neighborhoodscout.com, it is a fun time.

I move every 2 years due to my job so I use this habitually, there are better sites out there but so far this has been very helpful for me and my wife.

http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ia/waterloo/

According to this site Burlington doesn't compare all that well to LA. Looks like if it isn't nailed down then expect a thief in the Dirty B to steal it
 

BringBackJohnny

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Centerville is not a bad spot. Great country down there as well as Rathbun lake just a couple minutes from town.

In Iowa I think people gravitate to the good of their community not dwell on the negative. Just not the kind of people we have in this state.
 

JustRedman

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Fort Dodge's street layout makes it top 10 easy. It's like drunk Picasso designed the town...to confuse the British. I have never been in a town that is literally a pain in the *** to go anywhere. I hate hate hate going there. Oh...and it can get pretty murdery.
 

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Seems accurate from my experiences. Note: I grew up in the town next to Clinton and spent a lot of time in Maquoketa.
 

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Southern Iowa is really great for rural residential with lots of higher value acreages. Pretty county with few neighbors. However many of the towns have struggled for various reasons. I just don't believe that Ottumwa spends the least per student in the state of Iowa (perhaps they skewed the data adding every child who comes and goes). They spend tons of money on education and if that's true then Iowa is wasting entirely too much money on the government funded schools.
 

Cyballz

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Don't care. Just want to stay out of the social engineering capitol of Iowa. And the smell? Unshaven legs and armpits. Dope. KY jelly. Refuse from the Emma Goldman clinic. Got the picture? And Iowans flock there for football??!!

Get those queeros and ladymen away from me!
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roundball

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Southern Iowa is really great for rural residential with lots of higher value acreages. Pretty county with few neighbors. However many of the towns have struggled for various reasons. I just don't believe that Ottumwa spends the least per student in the state of Iowa (perhaps they skewed the data adding every child who comes and goes). They spend tons of money on education and if that's true then Iowa is wasting entirely too much money on the government funded schools.

So, you think a place like southern Iowa, which has been an economic wasteland for decades, needs less education?
 

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If noone has been to Neighborhoodscout.com, it is a fun time.

I move every 2 years due to my job so I use this habitually, there are better sites out there but so far this has been very helpful for me and my wife.

http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ia/waterloo/

Pretty interesting. My neighborhood says this:

In fact, this neighborhood is more family-friendly than 99.5% of neighborhoods in the entire state of Iowa. Its combination of top public schools, low crime rates, and owner-occupied single family homes gives this area the look and feel of a "Leave It to Beaver" episode.

Also interesting

also pretty special linguistically. Significantly, 1.6% of its residents five years old and above primarily speak Urdu, which is the national language of Pakistan, at home. While this may seem like a small percentage, it is higher than 97.7% of the neighborhoods in America.
 

Cyclone1985

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If God was to give earth an enema, he would connect the hose at the center of the O on the Ottumwa football field.

O-town is literally the anus of Iowa.
 
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CyKosys

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Are you off your meds again? CyKosys, we've talked about this...you are not going to get to go home if you keep cheeking your meds and flushing them down the toilet as soon as the nurse leaves.

Ah, you too have been brainwashed. Iowa City --- four square miles surrounded by reality. Wallow in it, brother.
 

ISUboi12

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Ah, you too have been brainwashed. Iowa City --- four square miles surrounded by reality. Wallow in it, brother.

You've really been painting a very negative picture of yourself this entire thread. Might consider sitting out a bit.
 

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Southern Iowa is really great for rural residential with lots of higher value acreages. Pretty county with few neighbors. However many of the towns have struggled for various reasons. I just don't believe that Ottumwa spends the least per student in the state of Iowa (perhaps they skewed the data adding every child who comes and goes). They spend tons of money on education and if that's true then Iowa is wasting entirely too much money on the government funded schools.

If I had to guess, I would pin the economic struggle in Southern Iowa on the fact that it has a lot less tillable ground than Northern Iowa, and what's there isn't as productive. I think a lot of the towns were founded on a coal boom that fizzled quickly and left an unnecessary amount of infrastructure for what the ag economies there can really support.
 

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If I had to guess, I would pin the economic struggle in Southern Iowa on the fact that it has a lot less tillable ground than Northern Iowa, and what's there isn't as productive. I think a lot of the towns were founded on a coal boom that fizzled quickly and left an unnecessary amount of infrastructure for what the ag economies there can really support.

Southern Iowa's basically a miniature Rust Belt, economically...there were a lot of manufacturing towns that sprung up along the current BNSF rail line around the turn of the century that have been declining ever since those manufacturers pulled out a few decades later.
 

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Granted the responses are for entertainment purposes but it sounds like we have a whole lot of

"I grew up in the town and have not been back except for major holidays. But I remember I was bored to tears as a 17 year old growing up. Then last Thanksgiving Mom sent me to the store for sugar and I had to go to Verna's Grocery and she only had 2 brands of sugar to choose from....and 1 was a generic ..........therefore that town is the horrible and should be on the list. While I'm at it, I remember the town a few miles south of us, were rivals in high school and they beat us in football and volleyball my senior year, therefore their trash too!"

Good gawd folks. Yes, I feel better. Carry on, carry on.