I have a few:
Clone fan right behind us did the LETSSSS GOOOO and GET HHHHIIIMMMMM yell in a high pitched scream every chance she could.
Married couple in front of us, husband was a hawk wife was a clone, totaled 500 lbs together and made out more often then a 7th grade couple hitting puberty.
50 some year old hawk fan was walking up at half and tripped over his own feet up the stairs and I caught him after he drilled his head on the bleachers...he gets up, shakes my hand and said 'shanks you'....One too many beers my man.
Standing in line for the bathroom at the half, a large woman tattooed an 80 year old guy behind me with her *** and people started yelling at her, I turned around and asked is he was alright and he proceeded to tell me story about a 'colored boy' that budged in front of him in line during tailgating and how there was almost a 'race war'....I didn't turn around again and prayed the line went quickly.