HAMM-UH!
As in MC Hammer. Have a picture of him standing in front of the team, with a meme across the bottom... "Can't touch this"
Why does everyone have to have a nickname? Let it happen naturally if it happens at all! First it was piercings, then tattoos, now, I guess it's nicknames?
It's ok that you and roundball didn't get the joke. We just went seven years of people misspelling our football coach's name.
Riiiiiiiggggghhhht......
How about Diarrhea Matt...cuz he's the *****.
Algebraically...
CMC = MCC = MC^2 = e = energy
Come on, we need to hear from tolfbfan. What was he called at Toledo?