"Lewdest" town names in Iowa...and US

[RedDog]

A long time ago on a back roads trip from the Twin Cities to Ames we stopped at the Creamery in Fertile, Iowa which was a bar at the time. Now Google shows it as a bed & breakfast.

 

[SCNCY]

I always thought Boys Town, NE was funny.

 

[Cyguy94]

The old joke is "Fertile woman marries Manly man" (which has happened). I wonder if a Cumming woman has ever married a Manly man? Maybe a Manly woman married a Cumming man.

JR

 

[no2cyclones]

Dickeyville, WI, which is not too far from Balltown.

Just a hair away, as they say!

 

[Cy4Lifer]

Back in my dorm days during the big trivia contest (I forget the official name for it then) they would have a few traveling questions.

The guys on our floor (and their girlfriends) went out on one of them and for some reason they thought the clue sent them to Polk City. When they came back someone asked them if they got to Polk City.

Somehow it got interpreted as "Poke City" and since they went with their girlfriends it seemed hilariously funny (also alcohol). Red faces, etc.

Maybe you had to be there, and/or drunk-ish.

Kalidaquiz?

 

[cyclones500]

Mary's Igloo would be kind of a cool band name.

 

[cyclones500]

This topic lends itself perfectly to a Friday 5.

I have it on my list

 

[cyclones500]

Using the state-by-state lists, I dispute a few of the top choices. Alternates I would choose:
Alabama: Boar Tush
Alaska: Clam Gulch
Delaware: Hoars Addition
North Carolina: Lizard Lick and Nags Head are better than Climax. (You can reach Climax in several states!)
Virginia: Assawoman

 

[Turn2]

Intercourse, Pa.

Which happens to be ever-so-close to Blue Ball, PA. You can't make this up.

 

[h-man64]

Willey, IA should have made the list.

 

[Cyhops]

Bumpass VA

 

[jay moe]

Bald Knob, Arkansas

 

[nfrine]

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Not lewd, but I used to live in Virginia and always giggled driving north into DC when I saw the sign that said Dumfries/Manasses.

I also lived in VA and made that drive up 95 many times and those signs always cracked me up.

 

[khardbored]

I know it's low-hanging fruit, but West Virginia has Fort Gay, Mount Gay, and Gay.

 

[tejasclone]

I know it's low-hanging fruit, but West Virginia has Fort Gay, Mount Gay, and Gay.

I'd still say that Ball Town has the lowest hanging fruit.

 

[dinger]

As mentioned any lewd named town lists certainly should end in Cumming, IA.

I had a friend that lived a couples houses down from the intersection of 69th and Cumming in Omaha. He said there was daily traffic that stopped to take a picture under the sign and it was stolen so often the city finally stopped putting it back up.

 

[mdk2isu]

I'd still say that Ball Town has the lowest hanging fruit.

 

[jbhtexas]

Why is Woonsocket Rhode Island lewd, but Woonsocket South Dakota not lewd????

 

[jcyclonee]

The old joke is "Fertile woman marries Manly man" (which has happened). I wonder if a Cumming woman has ever married a Manly man? Maybe a Manly woman married a Cumming man.

JR

Fertile, Minnesota is located near Climax, Minnesota. There is a legend that the local paper had this headline, "Fertile Woman Dies in Climax"