Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)
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I try to keep my boobage OUT of the lasagna, and the lasagna OFF my boobage. Some of us are better at that than others...
We quit planting sweet corm because of the deer. They still come eat the apples that fall before we pick them.
Prisons have inmates help install razor wire so they know how sharp it is. Should be interesting to get the deer to help with the fence.
Prisons have inmates help install razor wire so they know how sharp it is. Should be interesting to get the deer to help with the fence.
I have enough hair for three or four women. That's WHY you get a screen trap for the drain...and dump it after each shower.
Yeah, not really getting into blaming women for hair in the drain. Husband losing hair and six men shaving, sure. And how do they somehow flick the hair they shave in every nook and cranny of the bathroom?
My hair is waist length, and still pretty thick for my age. PapaLew's hair is long-ish and he sports a trimmed beard and moustache. In our house, the woman definitely accounts for the majority of the hair - and I probably did when the boys were home too.
...and I like SCyclone's wife "name" too...
1. Leftover lasagna>freshly made lasagna
2. Just throwing in here that I love your CF name for your wife.
Garbage disposal replacement is the only plumbing husband is allowed to do himself. He has successfully completed this in two houses. Banned on the rest since he and his brother messed up our master bath plumbing a week before I had my nine pound baby.
Just FYI........
Somewhere along the line the word vixen came to mean a hot-headed or ill-tempered person. Nowadays vixen is often used as a derisive term for an unpleasant or mean woman. Vixen also gets used frequently in descriptions of female film characters. In this way it doesn’t really mean that the character is bad tempered. As slang, to call someone a vixen means that she's sexy and flirtatious, a label she may or may not like.
The bolded part is why I use it. Really.
I will come over with my 30.06 and end any deer that try to damage your property. (I'll cook it for you, too - venison is actually very tasty!)
You saw my photo (along with Hannah, at her wedding) - I don't have enough hair to even comb anymore. The vixen has long blonde hair.....and I'm very thankful for that.
Vixen, as I knew it (and is probably outdated now), refers to a sassy, sexy woman. Got no problem with a man calling his wife that.
Vixen, as I knew it (and is probably outdated now), refers to a sassy, sexy woman. Got no problem with a man calling his wife that.
That's my wife, all right!
Definitely not a good idea to mix spooning and your garbage disposal, regardless of where the lasagna is located.
Any leftover Italian food is better the second round!
I've had to replace a couple in 26 years. The last one I got has more HP than the previous ones, which I like. Only problem now is, because it has a deeper reservoir, my hand can't reach the bottom to pull out things that don't grind up very well.
Poor PapaLew! Can you imagine having to pull waist length hair out of a drain??
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