*RUMOR* why is Park taking a leave of absence?

alarson

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So... If Zeb is starting I make a motion that we only recognize him as Zeb! in honor of Jeb!

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IAStubborn

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So our record against Oklahoma in football is 5-74-5. So after Saturday it will be 5-75-5. That means if we can just real off 70 straight wins. We will be even with them.
2088... we will be dead but finally even. But that would require OU to stop offering scholarships this year and even then we likely wouldn't still play them. So lets just go for wildly optimistic. Even if we bested them 60% of the time from now until eternity it will take us until 2368 to get to .500 assuming we play them every year for the next 350 years....
 

DaHiltonHaus1

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I got to give it to the OP with 4 posts, if this rumor is BS you fooled a lot of people. I didn't bother acknowledging you but everybody seems to be biting the worm.
 

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2088... we will be dead but finally even. But that would require OU to stop offering scholarships this year and even then we likely wouldn't still play them. So lets just go for wildly optimistic. Even if we bested them 60% of the time from now until eternity it will take us until 2368 to get to .500 assuming we play them every year for the next 350 years....

Trust the Process....for 350 years.
 

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I just want one season with the same starting QB for every game. I hope OP was fed bad information.