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Clone cones replaced with dipndots
Walking tacos will now use cool ranch Doritos
 

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Coach Matt Campbell wins his third national title THIS YEAR.

Football title in January.
Basketball title this past April.
Pollard allows the process spark the men’s baseball team to cws championship in first season.
 

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Boone Pickens says **** OSU. BECOMES MAJOE DONOR AT ISU.
 

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Iowa gives Barta lifetime contract.

Barta secretly extends Fran to lifetime contract with $100 mil buyout

Kirk Ferentz becomes President of his housing association. Promptly buys everyone out.
 
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