Shower Beers?

Shower beers?

  • Shower Beers are the cats meow

    Votes: 164 64.6%
  • Shower Beers are stupid

    Votes: 59 23.2%
  • I'm going home to have one tonight

    Votes: 58 22.8%

  • Total voters
    254

cowboycurtis

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I don’t understand these. What are you guys doing in the shower so long that you can drink a beer while in there. Wash hair, nope. Wash body, maybe. Shave your face, nope. Shave your balls, I guess but I’m not putting a sharp object against my junk while trying to drink something. Toweling off, why not wait 10 seconds more? I’m in the shower for 3-5 minutes. I suppose you would have time while you’re corralling the tadpole, but that is just more information than I care for if that is what everyone is doing.
Don’t you ever work outside on a hot day? Dirt and sweat in every crevice. Relax in a warm, not hot, shower. The beer tastes amazing. Will change your life. I’ve been known to drink 2 beers in a one session. A beer goes down in about 2 swallows. I don’t understand how people don’t have shower beers.
 

FallOf81

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I don’t understand these. What are you guys doing in the shower so long that you can drink a beer while in there. Wash hair, nope. Wash body, maybe. Shave your face, nope. Shave your balls, I guess but I’m not putting a sharp object against my junk while trying to drink something. Toweling off, why not wait 10 seconds more? I’m in the shower for 3-5 minutes. I suppose you would have time while you’re corralling the tadpole, but that is just more information than I care for if that is what everyone is doing.
It's a different shower world for guys "these days". Some mention they even have their own product. That's why they shower(ed) at home after practice ... product was at home. I guess it's not portable?
 

Cyinthenorth

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I used to do a shower beer more frequently, but anymore just after an ISU loss while also weeping.
 

Cyinthenorth

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I am surprised to hear that Chris was unfamiliar with a shower beer. Seems like something that would be right up his alley.
 

BCClone

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Not exactly sure.
Don’t you ever work outside on a hot day? Dirt and sweat in every crevice. Relax in a warm, not hot, shower. The beer tastes amazing. Will change your life. I’ve been known to drink 2 beers in a one session. A beer goes down in about 2 swallows. I don’t understand how people don’t have shower beers.
Yeah, I just prefer to clean up.
 

JM4CY

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Don’t you ever work outside on a hot day? Dirt and sweat in every crevice. Relax in a warm, not hot, shower. The beer tastes amazing. Will change your life. I’ve been known to drink 2 beers in a one session. A beer goes down in about 2 swallows. I don’t understand how people don’t have shower beers.
I feel this post in in my veins. Back in the day, after getting home from detassling all day 100 degree heat, ooooohhhhh buddy. Goes down so good.
 

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