Pickup Line Help

[Gunnerclone]

You thought posters that spend pretty much the whole day on a message board would be good at pick up lines?

I didn’t even use pickup lines when I was in college.

 

[bsaltyman]

“I am Brock Purdy”

 

[CycloneDaddy]

I didn’t even use pickup lines when I was in college.

Did you use the wait till midnight and look for the slighlty heavy set approach or was that just me?

 

[Gunnerclone]

Did you use the wait till midnight and look for the slighlty heavy set approach or was that just me?

I had to wait until 1:59.

 

[FarminCy]

Got divorced 4 years ago. Tell your buddy he doesn’t need pickup lines. What I’ve learned is in the 40s divorced world if you’re not crazy, don’t act like a douche, even mildly attractive, and have a steady employment history then it’s a very easy game out there!!!!

 

[BCClone]

Got divorced 4 years ago. Tell your buddy he doesn’t need pickup lines. What I’ve learned is in the 40s divorced world if you’re not crazy, don’t act like a douche, even mildly attractive, and have a steady employment history then it’s a very easy game out there!!!!

Isn’t that pool you described rather shallow though? All the singles I see have more baggage than a 747 at 40+.

 

[FallOf81]

You should help him setup a Tinder acct, he will get tired of sex if he isnt to picky.

So the picky part is his issue. Not that that is bad. He has a couple of these sites. Last time we were together he walked me through one. As a happily married guy 30 years strong I'll admit it was a bit uncomfortable "shopping".

 

[BCClone]

So the picky part is his issue. Not that that is bad. He has a couple of these sites. Last time we were together he walked me through one. As a happily married guy 30 years strong I'll admit it was a bit uncomfortable "shopping".

As long as you don’t purchase, you can check out the aisles.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Ok Have a buddy slip you a small note when the bartender can see you, Read it and then eat it. Then tell her you could tell her what it says but then you would have to eat her.

 

[FarminCy]

Isn’t that pool you described rather shallow though? All the singles I see have more baggage than a 747 at 40+.

That’s the case for plenty of both men and women. Finding someone that’s truly dateable is a numbers game of interesting experiences.

Got the impression the OPs buddy is not exactly looking for that and more interested in just a bit of fun. Which that means it’s a big pool!!!

 

[BCClone]

That’s the case for plenty of both men and women. Finding someone that’s truly dateable is a numbers game of interesting experiences.

Got the impression the OPs buddy is not exactly looking for that and more interested in just a bit of fun. Which that means it’s a big pool!!!

Then crazy is the best.

 

[JayV]

I recommend learning some good card magic and always have a deck handy for situations like this.

 

[Agclone91]

Isn’t that pool you described rather shallow though? All the singles I see have more baggage than a 747 at 40+.

If you're a single guy in your 40's, I'm guessing you're not flying without at least a carry on as well.

 

[cyclones500]

Do you have any kids? Would you like me to put one in you?

(actual pick-up line used on our friend in the building! Didn't work, obviously. The dude has since moved to The Villages "because he couldn't get enough ***** here.")

Reminds me of (indirectly) ...
“She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. Men looked at her and wanted to fill her up with babies right away.” ― Kurt Vonnegut, from “Slaughterhouse-Five.”

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[ClonerJams]

You must be Irish, because my penis is Dublin.

 

[FallOf81]

Ok Have a buddy slip you a small note when the bartender can see you, Read it and then eat it. Then tell her you could tell her what it says but then you would have to eat her.

Bold. Innovative.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Ok Have a buddy slip you a small note when the bartender can see you, Read it and then eat it. Then tell her you could tell her what it says but then you would have to eat her.

Bonus points for the use of props