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Just a Happily Married Man
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If I hit the ball from the tee and it goes in the hole I'm telling everyone for the rest of my life I hit a hole in a one and not losing a bit of sleep over it.
You can tell all your friends and family that you hit a hole-in-one-and-another-one-because-the-first-one-didn't-count
 

Agclone91

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I'm pretty loose with the rules if I'm just playing for fun, but you don't get to count a hole in one after a mulligan.
If I’m playing mulligan rules on OB shots with some buddies, I’m not changing them just because it’s a tee shot on a par 3. I don’t think you go back and brag to the clubhouse about it, but I’m damn sure gonna let him put a 1 on the card.
 

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I was playing a round of golf with my uncle and cousin. My cousin hit his tee shot and the club head broke off. The club head landed in the middle of the fairway, while the golf ball flew off into the woods. My uncle had a few drinks in him and thought the ball landed in the fairway and complimented him on the shot.
 

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Buddy just got into golfing during Covid, but HARD. Fully bought in to being really good. He started dating a girl shortly after that, and always brought up that she should play but she had no interest. Finally this year for her birthday he got her a basic golf set for her to try playing some this summer. First round she plays was at a work event. First part 3 she's ever played ... she hits a hole in one. My buddy nearly quit golf.
 

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Just a Happily Married Man
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If I’m playing mulligan rules on OB shots with some buddies, I’m not changing them just because it’s a tee shot on a par 3. I don’t think you go back and brag to the clubhouse about it, but I’m damn sure gonna let him put a 1 on the card.
Just as clarification, I don't care what they put on the score card, if we've been fine previously with mulligans put down a one, but you don't get to tell people you hit a hole in one. Hole in one is one shot.
 

ScottyP

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I hit a hole in one at Beaver Creek (Grimes) during my bachelor party. My next tee shot landed in the water. I don't remember much after that though. Worst part was that I was moving the next day and had to move out of my apartment with a massive hangover.
 
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In the mid 1990s I was working for Ford and was buying equipment near San Diego California. I would spend two weeks at a time there and about 12 weeks total. An engineer for the company from which I was buying the equipment loaned me his San Diego County Residence Golf Card. This card allowed me to play Torrey Pines at an 18 hole Twilight Rate of $15 after work. It was unbelievable.


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Bigman38

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I've hit a cow on a tee shot. Couple weeks ago I hit an iron a *little thin, smoked a tree 30 yards off the green and it came back with a near perfect roll that missed the hole by a couple inches.
 
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cyclones500

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I used to golf a lot with Dad and our neighbor (Dad's best friend). One time, my line-drive tee shot struck the wooden marker on the women's tee-box, and straight back at our neighbor - I looked back to see him dancing to get out of the way (ball would've hit him in the leg). He may have said an expletive during the sequence.
 
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Agclone91

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Just as clarification, I don't care what they put on the score card, if we've been fine previously with mulligans put down a one, but you don't get to tell people you hit a hole in one. Hole in one is one shot.
I get it, I just think there's a lot of people that take golf way too seriously and it's a barrier to the sport. When we play, its mulligans on OB/non-recoverable shots only.

If you're in a tournament then obviously you follow standard scoring rules (which is what OP was clearly doing).
 

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Just a Happily Married Man
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I get it, I just think there's a lot of people that take golf way too seriously and it's a barrier to the sport. When we play, its mulligans on OB/non-recoverable shots only.

If you're in a tournament then obviously you follow standard scoring rules (which is what OP was clearly doing).
We need more barriers! The courses are ******* packed.
 

Bipolarcy

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-Played last week and saw a hole in one par (buddy hooked first one OB). We bought him beers.

-When I was in college, I was playing a best shot tourney with some older guys and one of them had their foot dangling out of the cart and it clipped the curb, completely shattered his ankle, and thrust him forward so hard that he broke his collarbone as well. He was the sober one of the group too!

-Family member claims to have won Master’s practice round tickets in the lottery and didn’t go because he didn’t want to use PTO. Not sure I believe it.

What are the craziest things you’ve done or witnessed on the course?
I once saw a guy make the rarest of all shots, the albatross. I was standing on the next tee and looked back down the fairway we had just left and saw a golfer I recognized as being one of the best the club had to offer. I said to my companions, this guy is pretty good and we all stood and watched him hit his second shot on the par five onto the green and into the cup. My companions started yelling and we all waited for the guy, who was playing by himself, to come up to the green and we all signed his score card. We had to ask him if that was indeed just his second shot before we signed the card.

Also had a guy chew me out for "driving your cart on the green," which was not even close to being the case. I was at least five feet off the green, but he had appointed himself the green police that day and there was no arguing with him. I told him to eff off and went about my business.
 

RealisticCy

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Grew up golfing on a short, very simple 9-hole course in North Dakota. One gorgeous day me and a buddy were for some reason just about the only people there, I think we saw 6 other people the whole day so we never had to wait to hit. We started just after noon, flew through the first 9 holes and kept going.

Most holes were a driver and a wedge, so we didn't have to spend any time picking a club....knew the greens like the back of our hand and they weren't terribly complex to begin with. Already knew what we hit into every par 3. Just kept playing......and playing......never rushing just playing ready golf with one cart, could pull right up next to every tee and green. Both of us were playing well, par was 34 and we were both consistently shooting 35-37 all day.

Around 8pm we called it a day, counted the score cards....we had knocked out 90 holes in just under 8 hours. ~45 minutes per round for 10 rounds. Youth is a fantastic thing because my current lower back surrenders about 5 minutes after finishing 18 these days.
 

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Turned hard to avoid the no cart area in front of a green at Airport National a number of years ago. Thankfully it was on the 19-27 hole portion so no one was around. It was was quite wet from overnight rain and the turn tipped the cart over and tore up some good chunks of sod. Fixed up as best we could and moved on.
 

CyGuy5

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I got full on yelled at by an old dude once because I hit a drive 330 yards and it had barely rolled close to him. I hadn’t hit a drive even close to that good all day, and they were well clear of where I had been hitting it all round.
 
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BillBrasky4Cy

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I was golfing in high school at a meet, boys and girls. This was the second in two draught years, and the course was bone dry except for the greens and tee boxes which had irrigation.

A girl on the team was teeing off on a 170 yard, flat par 3 with a driver. She topped the heck out of it, but it hit the hard fairway and rolled and rolled and rolled. It made it to the green and just trickled into the hole. She made a hole-in-one, but once it left the tee box, the ball never got more than 3 feet off the ground, but a hole-in-one nonetheless. Incredible to watch.

My brother hit an ace by skipping it across a pond and hitting the face of a rock that launched the ball up on to the green and into the cup.
 

Bigman38

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I get it, I just think there's a lot of people that take golf way too seriously and it's a barrier to the sport. When we play, its mulligans on OB/non-recoverable shots only.

If you're in a tournament then obviously you follow standard scoring rules (which is what OP was clearly doing).

People are definitely weird about golf rules, unless we're playing for money I could care less what rules you play by.
 

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