Worst Movies Ever

[Sigmapolis]

The worst two experiences I’ve ever had in a movie theater (not exactly what @Jeremy asked but how I’m going to interpret it and so here we go)…

300

The Force Awakens

And it’s not even close.

 

[Clonedogg]

My worst movie has been, George of the Jungle with Brendan Fraser. Still have not seen the end of that one.

 

[MeanDean]

Sgt Bilko with Steve Martin was fall-asleep bad. I loved the original series with Phil Silvers.

Every Which Way But Loose - I never watched another Clint Eastwood movie for 30 years after my college roommate insisted this was the most hilarious movie ever made.

Caveman - With Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach. A Beatle and a gorgeous Bond girl were not even close to enough to make this worth the time, let alone the price of admission.

 

[alarson]

The Force Awakens

This one surprises me. I think TFA is a pretty solid movie on its own as a theater experience.

It just does a really poor job setting up for the future (and to an extent existing within existing canon)

 

[CycloneDaddy]

Once upon a time in Hollywood. OMG it went on FOREVER.

Now that you mention it I have started watching that movie 3 times and have never made it to the end.

 

[MeanDean]

Now that you mention it I have started watching that movie 3 times and have never made it to the end.

It's my favorite Tarantino movie.

 

[KnappShack]

Good thing this is a parody account, that'd be a ******* hot take.

I mean knocking out an alien invasion force with a 90s Apple computer and that ******* flying in at the end....

Yeah. This movie ruined movies for me.

 

[Big Daddy Kang]

Now that you mention it I have started watching that movie 3 times and have never made it to the end.

try watching Inbred Rednecks from start to finish

 

[MuskieCy]

 

[madguy30]

I mean knocking out an alien invasion force with a 90s Apple computer and that ******* flying in at the end....

Yeah. This movie ruined movies for me.

And what did all of the crazy huge alien ships fall on once they were detroyed from being found out to not have anti-virus software?

 

[HitItHard58]

Stuck on You

 

[BigTurk]

Napoleon Dynamite is awesome! Shut your mouth.

Napoleon had some funny scenes but I did’t get it. Never got the point.

 

[3TrueFans]

I mean knocking out an alien invasion force with a 90s Apple computer and that ******* flying in at the end....

Yeah. This movie ruined movies for me.

You don't deserve movies.

 

[BigTurk]

Not only is Independence Day the worst movie of all time IMO, the scene where Will Smith punches out the alien and says "Now that's what I call a close encounter." is easily the dumbest moment and dumbest line in movie history. Lol.

But he doesn’t say that. He says “welcome to Earth.” Stupid movie but fun.

Now if you want to watch a movie that is really bad go find Gummo.

 

[Drew0311]

Lost in Translation with Bill Murray is easily my least favorite movie ever and I’m a huge fan of his comedy. It’s just horrible. It’s like watching a movie where people just talk and nothing ever happens. Then it ends.

Rocky 5 would be one of the worst but I think everyone has just agreed that the movie never really happened.

 

[Gonzo]

But he doesn’t say that. He says “welcome to Earth.” Stupid movie but fun.

Now if you want to watch a movie that is really bad go find Gummo.

Good catch. He says "welcome to Earth" first, then pops a stogie into his mouth, and then says "now that's what I call a close encounter."

 

[OregonCyclone]

Probably way before the time of 99% of you on here, but here's my nominee. Just watch the trailer. Should be enough to blow all these others out of the water.

Queen of Outer Space (1958) ⭐ 4.6 | Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi

1h 20m | Unrated

www.imdb.com

 

[Drew0311]

Not only is Independence Day the worst movie of all time IMO, the scene where Will Smith punches out the alien and says "Now that's what I call a close encounter." is easily the dumbest moment and dumbest line in movie history. Lol.

Especially after seeing he could not even knock Chris Rock out and we’re supposed to believe he knocked an Alien out?

 

[alarson]

I mean knocking out an alien invasion force with a 90s Apple computer and that ******* flying in at the end....

Yeah. This movie ruined movies for me.

A lot of this is kind of explained in the movie. He had deciphered the code being used by their system somehow. Evidently a hive-mind race of aliens didn't have need for antivirus.

Yeah, its a bit unrealistic, but that's pretty much every computer hacker role in any movie or tv show.

 

[Drew0311]

People under the stairs
Showgirls
Tank Girl
Attack of the killer tomatoes

Showgirls was awesome. You must not have been a youngster when saved by the bell was on. We finally got to see Jessie Spano do what we all wanted to see her do. That was worth the price of admission twice. Easily