Best of the worst (movie/show clips)

[madguy30]

Megaforce (1982)

The totally unneeded wheelie followed by the Excite-Bikeesque gap jump.

Perfection.

 

[dafarmer]

City Slickers 2, so bad they burned all the DVD’s

 

[Isualum13]

Joe Dirt 2. I watched it on Crackle on the release day. That was a chore. I had a feeling it wasn't going to be very good and it surpassed my expectations drastically.

 

[SolterraCyclone]

The Tree of Life. Maybe it got better or made sense later on, but I sure as hell didn't wait around to find out.

This. I knew this movie would be out there based on the reviews, but this was nuts. That wasn’t “art” that was basically a Windows screensaver

 

[enisthemenace]

I like my movies like I like my nachos. With extra cheese.

If you’re going to bring Bloodsport into this, and you have every right to, it has to be young Frank Dux. Phenomenal actor with a healthy fascination of gigantism.

 

[madguy30]

If you’re going to bring Bloodsport into this, and you have every right to, it has to be young Frank Dux. Phenomenal actor with a healthy fascination of gigantism.

I forgot all about this.

Adds so much and makes the ability to find the opponent when blinded by what I think should have been (why else would he hide it in his shorts?) an auto-disqualifying powder easier to believe.

 

[enisthemenace]

I forgot all about this.

Adds so much and makes the ability to find the opponent when blinded by what I think should have been (why else would he hide it in his shorts?) an auto-disqualifying powder easier to believe.

“Why don’t you quit, ‘round eye’?”

Don’t make quality films like that anymore.

Honestly, Jean Claude Van Damme movies are the definition of the OP, I think.

Kickboxer, for example, is a great movie, but it oozes cheese.

 

[enisthemenace]

How about The Last Dragon? I bet you can’t get this song out of your head:

 

[madguy30]

“Why don’t you quit, ‘round eye’?”

Don’t make quality films like that anymore.

Honestly, Jean Claude Van Damme movies are the definition of the OP, I think.

Kickboxer, for example, is a great movie, but it oozes cheese.

We used to have kickboxing tournaments in our living room. What a blast.

The final fight scene in KB was actually pretty cool.

Pretty funny how similar both movies' training timelines/sequences are similar.

 

[RealisticCy]

We used to have kickboxing tournaments in our living room. What a blast.

The final fight scene in KB was actually pretty cool.

Pretty funny how similar both movies' training timelines/sequences are similar.

Sequels to Kickboxer are terrible, with Cody Lambert from Step by Step.

 

[gipper2001]

If you’re going to bring Bloodsport into this, and you have every right to, it has to be young Frank Dux. Phenomenal actor with a healthy fascination of gigantism.

I love the SF Giants cap with the New York Giants jersey.

 

[CascadeClone]

How about The Last Dragon? I bet you can’t get this song out of your head:

WHO'S THE MASTER??!!

SHO'NUFF!!!

Yeah, that movie is just racially cringey and cheesy bad. Yet 12yo me thought it was great lol.

Then theres like a 5 minute sequence w the bimbo singer who cant sing doing a music video inside the movie. Just so bad, filling time to get to a 90 minute run time. The whole thing could have been written by 8th graders as a language arts class project.

I will say, Julius Carry was great in that. He was also in Adventures of Brisco County Jr, where he was also sort of comically menacing.