I will allow it.This is an insane amount of work for such a niche joke attempt but I respect it
The man, the myth, the legend Roger Sprague blessed us with his presence back in 2007, the week we played Missouri, to tell us his Tigers were Tuff as Rain. Then he was gone. It ranks right up there with the sightings of the Virgin Mary in Fatima, Portugal and Lourdes France. You just had to be there to truly experience his presence.What does this tuff as rain stuff mean?
5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.Whether this is real or not, I don't care, this guy gets it. Keeping your own offense off the field is definitely an impressive strategy to score 34 points.
One of your o-linemen is named Assparty? Still not as cool as Assalley.Hello, crimson and maize fans! Excited to be joining you in the B1G 10 this year! I know this new conference realignment business has left a sour taste in our mouth, but I am grateful to be apart of this storied conference and play against top level teams. The wife and I are headed to Ames this weekend for what is sure to be an EXCELLENT knock out fight between two TUFF teams. Send me any suggestions on where to grab a beer! I just thought I would stop by and share my thoughts on the game, in case y'all wanted to hear from the HUSKY perspective. Here are FIVE REASONS why my UNIVERISTY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES will get the win against the IOWA CYCLONES.
1. Will "GATOR" Rogers - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school, plus 7 years of college under his belt and he will do everything he can to win the game.
2. Offensive line - We average a wait of 332 across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Rodger Rogergarten, Gaard, Center, Ossai, Guard, Azzparti, Cleeland, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!.
3. Belecheck (Son of Bill!) - New defensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kalen Deboer and Steve, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a LONG time. Jiles Gackson, Denzel Boshington, Jerry Coleman, Ossai, Latu, Bachellia, etc. The newbies will be experienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is SPEED.
5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.
I think my DAWGS win rather easily... say, 34-17?
Thank you for clearing this up for me for real. I was thinking wvu fan by thread title but didn’t understand what team they are actually trying to talk about until now. Also lucky to be playing Iowa and not Iowa state or they’d lose 34-17You're definitely welcome here, but I think you are on the wrong message board. You guys are playing the Iowa Hawkeyes. This website is the home of the Iowa State Cyclones.
Understandable rookie mistake. After you have been in the Big 10 a couple years, you'll never make it again, though. Those Iowa fans distinguish themselves almost immediately... mostly due to their lofty opinions, extreme confidence, general ignorance, and of course, tiny genitals.
Here in Cyclone country, fans are known for their intelligence, wit, charm, excellent posture, and never forgetting our grandparent's birthdays.
So again, welcome. You may not have intended to come here, but think of it this way: You set out to find Mos Eisley, but made it to Fhloston Paradise.
And this is why (former) Cougs like me think the Dawgs are a bunch of dorks.Hello, crimson and maize fans! Excited to be joining you in the B1G 10 this year! I know this new conference realignment business has left a sour taste in our mouth, but I am grateful to be apart of this storied conference and play against top level teams. The wife and I are headed to Ames this weekend for what is sure to be an EXCELLENT knock out fight between two TUFF teams. Send me any suggestions on where to grab a beer! I just thought I would stop by and share my thoughts on the game, in case y'all wanted to hear from the HUSKY perspective. Here are FIVE REASONS why my UNIVERISTY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES will get the win against the IOWA CYCLONES.
1. Will "GATOR" Rogers - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school, plus 7 years of college under his belt and he will do everything he can to win the game.
2. Offensive line - We average a wait of 332 across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Rodger Rogergarten, Gaard, Center, Ossai, Guard, Azzparti, Cleeland, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!.
3. Belecheck (Son of Bill!) - New defensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kalen Deboer and Steve, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a LONG time. Jiles Gackson, Denzel Boshington, Jerry Coleman, Ossai, Latu, Bachellia, etc. The newbies will be experienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is SPEED.
5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.
I think my DAWGS win rather easily... say, 34-17?
I don't think you need any suggestions on where to grab a beer. You seem to have that covered.1. Will "GATOR" Rogers - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school, plus 7 years of college under his belt and he will do everything he can to win the game.
2. Offensive line - We average a wait of 332 across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Rodger Rogergarten, Gaard, Center, Ossai, Guard, Azzparti, Cleeland, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!.
3. Belecheck (Son of Bill!) - New defensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kalen Deboer and Steve, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a LONG time. Jiles Gackson, Denzel Boshington, Jerry Coleman, Ossai, Latu, Bachellia, etc. The newbies will be experienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is SPEED.
5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.
I think my DAWGS win rather easily... say, 34-17?
They get after it over there.Reasons…5 Reasons
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ill bang ur momHello, crimson and maize fans! Excited to be joining you in the B1G 10 this year! I know this new conference realignment business has left a sour taste in our mouth, but I am grateful to be apart of this storied conference and play against top level teams. The wife and I are headed to Ames this weekend for what is sure to be an EXCELLENT knock out fight between two TUFF teams. Send me any suggestions on where to grab a beer! I just thought I would stop by and share my thoughts on the game, in case y'all wanted to hear from the HUSKY perspective. Here are FIVE REASONS why my UNIVERISTY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES will get the win against the IOWA CYCLONES.
1. Will "GATOR" Rogers - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school, plus 7 years of college under his belt and he will do everything he can to win the game.
2. Offensive line - We average a wait of 332 across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Rodger Rogergarten, Gaard, Center, Ossai, Guard, Azzparti, Cleeland, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble!.
3. Belecheck (Son of Bill!) - New defensive scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Kalen Deboer and Steve, we will see a much improved defense on the day of the game.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest our team has been in a LONG time. Jiles Gackson, Denzel Boshington, Jerry Coleman, Ossai, Latu, Bachellia, etc. The newbies will be experienced but will bring something that we haven't had in past seasons, which is SPEED.
5. Time of Possession - I think we can dominate the time of possession stat. The more we can shorten the game and keep our offense off the field, the better chance we have to win the game.
I think my DAWGS win rather easily... say, 34-17?
Hassel can't work during the hurricane and got drunk and infiltrated CF in a way that hasn't been done since tough was spelled with 2 F'sHoly ****, did someone spike my coffee?
WTF is going on here?