2022 Football post mortem/looking forward

MyNameEhJeff

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Moving the goal posts now. Now it's all about the name "Special Teams Coordinator" that magically makes things better.

This is reminding me of Tommy Boy - I can take a **** in a box and mark it guaranteed if that'll make you feel better.


I the Great and Powerful Matthew Campbell ruler of the ISU football kingdom hereby announce the naming of Nathaniel Scheelhaase as "SPECIAL TEAMS COORDINATOR"/RB coach/WR coach. Now young Nathaniel go forth and bring great success upon our special teams (even though you were coaching them before but now have this new title).
You sat on the sidelines your entire career, you had plenty of time to watch practice, you should know what I’m talking about.
 
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goody2012

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Maybe I’m the only one on this board who’s ever actually played collegiate football…
Ah. So your experience as a college football player means you know more than guys that have coached football for a couple decades. Makes sense.
 

CyGuy5

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1. South Carolina - No dedicated ST coordinator
3. Arkansas St - No dedicated ST coordinator
6. Texas - No dedicated ST coordinator
7. Bama - No dedicated ST coordinator

Need I go on?

Texas has Jeff Banks as assistant head coach, ST coordinator, and TE coach

This is the guy that left his family for a stripper girlfriend named Pole Assassin, who has a pet monkey that bit a trick-or-treater.

I may have used this post as an excuse to post that ^
 

BCClone

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Not exactly sure.
Texas has Jeff Banks as assistant head coach, ST coordinator, and TE coach

This is the guy that left his family for a stripper girlfriend named Pole Assassin, who has a pet monkey that bit a trick-or-treater.

I may have used this post as an excuse to post that ^
Yeah, like who hasn’t? What’s your point?