***2024 Masters Thread***

[IowaState88]

The only thing standing between Scottie and another green jacket is his wife going into labor.

 

[Gunnerclone]

The only thing standing between Scottie and another green jacket is his wife going into labor.

Skipped him in my OAD because of this.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Got dam #11 is a beast.

 

[3TrueFans]

The only thing standing between Scottie and another green jacket is his wife going into labor.

Scottie looks like he should have at least 4 kids, I was surprised to find out this will be his first.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Scottie looks like he should have at least 4 kids, I was surprised to find out this will be his first.

Scottie could be my kid if I was a teen dad.

 

[3TrueFans]

Scottie could be my kid if I was a teen dad.

Which just makes no sense

 

[theshadow]

Which group is going to get the short straw (via darkness) and start on the 12th tee tomorrow morning?

 

[stateofmind]

Which just makes no sense

That's depressing. I'm 54 and I could've been his dad at 27.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Which just makes no sense

He 100% looks older than me. Dude would be crushing cold call sales right now if he wasn’t the best golfer in the world.

 

[CycloneDaddy]

The only thing standing between Scottie and another green jacket is his wife going into labor.

Everyone in my fantasy league took him this week. I already used him for the Players so his wife needs to eat some spicy food or drive over rail road tracks and poop that baby out.

 

[CycloneDaddy]

Where is Paulina at today?

 

[1UNI2ISU]

Tiger played great but having to walk 22 tomorrow isn't going to be great for him...

 

[Clonehomer]

Tiger played great but having to walk 22 tomorrow isn't going to be great for him...

23? Finished 13, right?

But anyways, the number isn’t as much the problem of playing 5 then waiting to start up again.

 

[1UNI2ISU]

23? Finished 13, right?

But anyways, the number isn’t as much the problem of playing 5 then waiting to start up again.

Yep, you're right. I was thinking they finished 14.

 

[Gunnerclone]

 

[Gunnerclone]

Dustin Johnson is next.

 

[clonedude]

What the F will he be wearing today? OMG…. that’s awful.

I don’t care how much money he’s getting…. it ain’t worth looking like crap. That is…. if I already had Jason Day’s money.

 

[mj4cy]

Dang Tiger gave one back already.

 

[cycloneG]

Spieth carding a 9 at 15 makes me hate my golf game a little less.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

What the F will he be wearing today? OMG…. that’s awful.

I don’t care how much money he’s getting…. it ain’t worth looking like crap. That is…. if I already had Jason Day’s money.