Could this maybe have anything to do with a coffeetable print Cyclonefanatic fall football preview to be released?

Well if you cant be thankful, then you cant have one and Christmas is canceled too.
Well to be honest I really wanted a unicorn but I guess I will just have to fuse a unicorn horn to my pony's head. I don't think most people can tell the difference anyway.
Coupons, coupons, coupons.
I've heard we're all getting a pony.
Don't put the pony into your spaghetti.
He found Phaedrus!?!