BO WILLIAMS FACTS

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FACT: The only reason the Earth rotates is because Bo allows it to.

FACT: The only time global warming is a threat is when Bo decides to walk the other direction thereby slowing the Earth's rotation, or even at times, making it rotate the other way.
 

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Fact: Opposing D's think that Bo created the universe, but that is only because after a Bo stiff arm all they see is stars
 

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Fact: When Mickey from Rocky said "You're gonna eat lighting and you're gonna crap thunder, you're gonna become a very dangerous person", he was really talking about Bo
 

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Bo Jackson is actually a paid actor that plays a character loosely based on Bo Williams life. he couldnt do anywhere near the things that Bo W. could do and ended up hurting himself and ended his fake career early.
 

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Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a large hand. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why.
 

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Fact: Not only was he a man, but he delivered himself. And when the doctor tried to slap his ***, he stiff armed him.

Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a large hand. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why.

Awesome!

Fact: When Bob Marley was singing I shot the sheriff, Bo jumped on stage and said "don't lie I did"