Cy-Hawk locker room thief was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

CyArob

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

So in summation:

1. The security company Iowa State hires ****s up.
2. Perp steals several phones and a little cash.
3. Perp leaves the country.
4. You read that right, he fled the country.
5. Perp was a Hawk fan
6. 3-4 suddenly make sense with the revelation of 5.
 

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I'm happy that your fan base has something to discuss other than your terrible football program. Maybe we can talk January bowls some more?

Ah here they come now... protecting their own
 

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

I'm happy that your fan base has something to discuss other than your terrible football program. Maybe we can talk January bowls some more?

I think we've been discussing our great basketball program for a while now
 

CyJack13

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

Would anyone be surprised if Barta and KF were actually the ones behind this? Losing three straight would have been bad news for Ferentz, makes sense to plant a story like this to distract the Hok fan base.
 

CyArob

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

Also, Jon Miller should check on which of his posters are posting from outside the country.
 

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

I'm happy that your fan base has something to discuss other than your terrible football program. Maybe we can talk January bowls some more?

Remind me again about what bowl you guys played in last year? Take your time, I know thinking is hard for you guys.
 

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I'm happy that your fan base has something to discuss other than your terrible football program. Maybe we can talk January bowls some more?

Why? There are several meaningless January Bowl games, but only one fan base dumb enough to steal from their own team and then flee the country with $50 and cell.
 

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I'm happy that your fan base has something to discuss other than your terrible football program. Maybe we can talk January bowls some more?

Yep, pretty sure your fan base was talking bowl games when this all took place. If your fan base can flame ISU for stealing from your beloved institution, then I guess you might just have to eat crow when you find out that it was one of your own. Touche my friend, touche.
 

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But depth dude. Depth.
lol and to think that Iowa thought this was their year! They better get the free pizza and ice cream ready to go again. They're going to need it.
 

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I'm happy that your fan base has something to discuss other than your terrible football program. Maybe we can talk January bowls some more?

You seem to be real excited for your bowl game since you are on an Iowa State message board........
 

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

Is there going to be a chapter in DJK's book about how Capt. Kirk's staff orchestrated a petty theft from Iowa's locker room so that they could defame their rival? Maybe there is more to the story that he has "left the country".
 

Clonefan94

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

Would anyone be surprised if Barta and KF were actually the ones behind this? Losing three straight would have been bad news for Ferentz, makes sense to plant a story like this to distract the Hok fan base.

Maybe this is all the cover-up stuff that DJK has been yapping about on twitter.
 

tm3308

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

This is all way too perfect from your perspective.

This has officially entered the realm of conspiracy theories.
 

Tedcyclone

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He fled the country for the crime of stealing a cell phone and $50?

What's the punishment for that? A few weeks of probation and a scholarship offer from Ferentz?

unless you are Jason Berryman and then its a year in jail.
 

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Double bonus: Story comes right before all those Christmas gatherings with all our hok relations....
 

CysRage

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

This is all way too perfect from your perspective.

This has officially entered the realm of conspiracy theories.
Somebody needs to get their sarcasm meter checked.
 

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

This is all way too perfect from your perspective.

This has officially entered the realm of conspiracy theories.

It's Christmas, man. Magic time of year. This is like getting a gift that you didn't even know you wanted, but once you saw what it was, it made you happy because of how awesome it was.
 

CapnCy

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Re: Cy-Hawk locker room theif was former Iowa student with no connection to ISU

Let's not let this label the rest of the fan base guys, he doesn't have much in common, he attended the U of I

Correct....I was expecting him to be a Kirkwood alum.