Favorite moments from Christmas Vacation
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....'That's pretty low mister. If I had a rubber hose I would beat you--'
It was difficult to limit this to ten options. There are so many funny quotes.
Cant say it's my favorite, but clearly remember when I finally noticed cousin Eddie's pants while he's loading up dog food on Clarke's dime.
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving though a nitroglycerin plant."
She can’t see, Clark. Her eyes are frozen.
Burn dust. Eat my rubber.
Hap- Hap- Hap- Happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny ******* Kaye.
The family needed a Coffin- heh. I mean a tree.
Every time she’d run the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for two hours.
Burn dust. Eat my rubber.
Hap- Hap- Hap- Happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny ******* Kaye.
The family needed a Coffin- heh. I mean a tree.
Every time she’d run the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for two hours.
"Hey Griswald, where do you think you are going to fit a tree that big?"
"Why don't you bend over and I'll show you"
"You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that"
"I wasn't talking to you".
one of my favorite scenes.
My cousin in law, whose heart is bigger than his brain…..
I appreciate that Clark
I appreciate that Clark
Don’t push me down Clark!
Cousin Eddie wearing that dicky that you can plainly see. That whole scene is great. He knocks that propeller thing and just kind of shrugs.
Cousin Eddie wearing that dicky that you can plainly see. That whole scene is great. He knocks that propeller thing and just kind of shrugs.
