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Friday OT #1 - Alternate Slogans for Products
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Birdseye Frozen Peas: The edible way to ease your vasectomy discomfort.
You could at least say hello next time you're in.
Target: where you pay a little extra to not have to go to Wal-Mart
That reminds me. A guy I used to work with was always bellowing things across the cubicle farm. One day he stood up and said "first time I bought a rubber got an extra large just to be sure. Ended up needing a twist tie to keep the damned thing on!!".
Long Island Iced Tea: because people would judge if you just ordered everclear
You're catching on to this engagement/marriage thing quickly.
If you've never seen it there's a pretty good movie called Crazy People starring Dudley Moore as an ad exec who gets committed to a psych hospital and he gets the guys in there with him to start a truth in advertising revolution. Funny stuff. Here's some of the slogans they came up with:
"Paramount Pictures presents 'The Freak': This movie won't just scare you, it will f*** you up for life."
Porsche: It's too small to get laid in, but you get laid the minute you get out.
AT&T: We're tired of taking your crap.
Metamucil: It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it you'll get cancer and die.
United Airlines: Most of our passengers get there alive.
Don't come to the Bahamas. Come in the Bahamas.
Marlboro: Pulmonary cancer? Maybe. Great taste? For sure.
"Paramount Pictures presents 'The Freak': This movie won't just scare you, it will f*** you up for life."
Porsche: It's too small to get laid in, but you get laid the minute you get out.
AT&T: We're tired of taking your crap.
Metamucil: It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it you'll get cancer and die.
United Airlines: Most of our passengers get there alive.
Don't come to the Bahamas. Come in the Bahamas.
Marlboro: Pulmonary cancer? Maybe. Great taste? For sure.
Baby Wipes -- Can't think of a good slogan, but man ... those are used for a whole lot more than just wipin' babies!
