Friday OT - In Your Wheelhouse

Cyientist

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  • Cold as a well digger’s ass (my grandpa would say this and I’d laugh every time)
  • Good enough for the girls I date (many in the friend group said this in high school/college and it was meant more to make fun of yourself than anything)
  • Honeymoon fit (learned this working construction in high school/college and was used when things were slightly too tight to fit without extra effort…)
  • You’re dumb as a mule and twice as ugly (great line from the Simpsons)
 

ImJustKCClone

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Some phrases I use at work as a field engineer.

"It's held together with bubblegum and baling twine." (An unconventional, short term fix.)

"There's a lot of horsepower on this call." (A lot of smart people are involved.)

"That went over like a lead zeppelin." (A poor proposal or failed repair.)

"It my (third, forth, fifth) Monday this week. (A bad week.)

"Have we tried lighting it on fire?" (Multiple attempts to repair have failed and we're out off ideas.)
Love it!!
 

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Some phrases I use at work as a field engineer.

"It's held together with bubblegum and baling twine." (An unconventional, short term fix.)

"There's a lot of horsepower on this call." (A lot of smart people are involved.)

"That went over like a lead zeppelin." (A poor proposal or failed repair.)

"It my (third, forth, fifth) Monday this week. (A bad week.)

"Have we tried lighting it on fire?" (Multiple attempts to repair have failed and we're out off ideas.)
Those are all good ones that I have also used during my engineering career. Along with several movie quotes:
"So I have that going for me" - Caddyshack
"1.21 Gigawatts!" - Back to the Future
"Well all right then, I'm with you fellas" - O' Brother Where Art Thou
 

Angie

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Hotter than a $2.00 pistol.
Deader than a door nail.
Tighter than a bull's hind-end.

…Does the last one imply someone is trying to screw a bull? Or that they are just looking at them a lot?
 

ImJustKCClone

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Quotes from movies heard frequently around our house:

Yer gonna need a bigger (boat, car, suitcase, whatever): for obvious reasons
That's my current plan, yes... : in response to do you REALLY want to do that?
Saddle up, we're burning daylight! : get your arse moving
Look, spaghetti arms - this is my dance space, this is YOUR dance space: when he's being annoying and crowding me.
I'm walking here! : when he gets in my way...
 
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In the “ heard around our house” category, anytime someone says “Oh, you’re right “ my reply is “I get so tired of hearing that!”

So much so that my sister got me this hat:
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Bob's your uncle - everything is/will be perfect
Hitch in its getalong - broken, malfunctioning
Bless your heart (southern style) - can mean many things (mostly related to GFY) but NEVER means anything good and always said with a fake smile
Six ways to Sunday - every possible avenue of thought or effort has been made
Lagniappe (pronounced lawnyap) - a little something extra
It don't make me no nevermind - it doesn't matter to me
That dog don't hunt - it won't work
cattywampus - crooked
Gussied up - dressed up for church or a night out
gimme some sugar - hugs, air kisses, etc; used when greeting someone familiar to you
,,,as all get out - adds extra oomph to a phrase, ex: "I'm hungry as all get out" means "I'm VERY hungry"

So many more that I use; most are from my mother (Louisiana born, Houston raised) and my grandparents (from a ranch in the Hill Country of Texas)
I got that one from Dad but we use "Hitch in his giddyup" and usually referring to a person.
Our version of cattywampus is "kittywompus". We also say "kitty-corner" for the opposite corner of an intersection.
"A month of Sundays" - a long time past or future.
"A coon's age" - a long time in the past since something happened.
"More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
"Like a cat on a hot tin roof." - jumpy
"full of piss and vinegar." - gung ho about something; strong and willing.
"Colder than a witch's tit."
"Slicker than snot on a brass door knob." - Something that unexpectedly works really well.
"Slower than molasses in January." - really slow, usually a person.
"To hell in a handbasket." - Something that went irretrievably badly. I will sometimes refer to this when things are starting to go wrong by asking "Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?"
"Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln? - When everything that possibly could go wrong does.
"A fur piece." - A long way, usually in jest.
"The funny farm" - mental institution
"Bubble gum and bailing wire" - precariously cobbled together; a farmer's quick repair to just get the job done; something that has been repaired long past its usable life span.
"As useful as tits on a boar." - a person worthless for the job at hand or worthless altogether; incompetent
 

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