Friday OT - In Your Wheelhouse

[VeloClone]

How are herding cats different from other cats?

Herding cats are imaginary because cats are impossible to herd...

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Another idiom: peel your eyeballs.
This is disgusting.

 

[VeloClone]

Another idiom: peel your eyeballs.
This is disgusting.

We always used to say, "Keep your eyes peeled." when we should be looking out for something.

 

[qwerty]

Just had lunch at Wendy's and a guy that looked like a construction worker came in. He was wearing a bright neon yellow shirt with a saying on the back in big letters.
"I work harder than an ugly stripper"
I commended him on his saying.
(I never thought to get a photo of it until he was walking back to his truck outside).

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

We always used to say, "Keep your eyes peeled." when we should be looking out for something.

Both are bad. If I think about it too much, it turns into a horror film in my brain. Behind my eye(balls) of course.

 

[VeloClone]

Both are bad. If I think about it too much, it turns into a horror film in my brain. Behind my eye(balls) of course.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

STOP IT!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

That movie SERIOUSLY messed with my brain...

 

[VeloClone]

STOP IT!

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

 

[Angie]

I’m not f***ing this cat, I’m just holding the tail…

That's horrifying, but hilarious!

 

[cytor]

Is a frog's ass water tight?

 

[cytor]

He's as effective as a 1 legged man in an ass kicking contest.

 

[cytor]

He could screw up a 1 car funeral.

 

[20eyes]

(For a toddler)
He could f*** up a bowling ball with a toothpick.