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Worked out in the PNW this summer, in Iowa I don't worry to much about hiking, out there in the mountains hiking solo I was really cautious either did loops or ups and downs.
I was smart enough to realize solo with no cell service or even a decent map it was no place to screw around. It was all fun but I didn't get super adventurous
 

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A coworker of mine told me this story about a couple of his high school buddies from Rock Island. They were all going to college at Bradley in Peoria at the time. - The buddies were home for a visit and to return were supposed to get on I-74 towards Peoria. It's about 90 minutes normally.

Somehow they missed the turn off and kept going East on I-80. They didn't realize their mistake for several hours till they were almost to Chicago.

This is where it gets crazy. Instead of heading directly to Peoria from where they were, they actually backtracked all the way back to the Quad Cities on 80 and got on I-74 there.
Oh man
 
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On a snorkeling tour one time in the Caribbean one time. I started following some fish, which then lead to me following another one for a brief time, and then another. I glanced around me and suddenly, all I see is wide open ocean. To my left, to my right, nothing but water, some fish, and the plants growing up from the bottom. I'm starting to freak out. I'd lost track of time and the rest of our crew. I went to the surface and turned around 180. I didn't realize how far I'd swum or how much time I'd lost track of! I swam back to the group and found my son. About then, it felt like time to go. We started following a group but it was a different tour! Fortunately, we found our boat and climbed back on shortly before they were leaving for the next snorkeling spot. I love snorkeling and diving but I can easily see how people develop thalassophobia!
The first half of this post read like the script of a horror movie.
 
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I wasn't really scared but pre cell phone/navigation days I got into lower Wacker in Chicago and was like WTF do I do now? GPS even still kinda sucks there but as an adult and knowing street intersections I kind of know my bearings.
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Lower Wacker Drive was built in 1975 to provide parking space for garbage trucks and storage for heaps of unneeded trash cans and city property.Aug 21, 2017
 
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Dude I almost made this same comment. The first time I was on Lower Wacker and I lost my GPS i was like welp this is gonna take a bit. Luckily I ended up getting it back right before I needed to exit. Lower Wacker is a freakin trip though.
Do the hookers hang out on Wacker?
 
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Back in college during summer break I was taking a couple night classes at DMACC in Ankeny. This again was right before cellphones and GPS were a common thing so I didn't have that ability to pull up my phone and figure out where I was at. My parent's place is about a 40 mile drive to that campus, Talking with 1 of the girls in the class I found that I was taking a longer route that was about 5 miles longer. She lived along the route I could take and told me to follow her then take a turn onto the highway I needed that would be nearly a straight shot back home. Well I missed where she was wanting me to turn at and wound up getting way further northwest out of town than I needed to be and had no clue where I was at so pulled into a farm driveway and knocked on the door to ask directions. I grew up living in rural Iowa so driving at night through county roads didn't bother me but I was so turned around of sorts and it was pitch dark outside so I could not find a road sign or get my bearings to figure out where I was. I just had to pull over and hope one of the doorts I knocked on would be nice enough to point me in the right direction.

I give my wife a hard time these days because I do most of the driving when we go somewhere she will look up from her phone while in town somewhere and ask "where exactly are you taking us, I don't know where we are at?" I usually give her crap and tell her if she would look out the window once in awhile when we drive and not on her phone the whole time she might learn quicker ways to get around town like I have over the years.
 

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When I was in college, I came to KC one weekend. I got down in the West Bottoms near Kemper at night and took a wrong turn. This was before cell phones and GPS. Instead of backtracking, I was determined that I could drive out of it. I ended up underneath a bridge and getting funneled into an area surrounded by homeless people with a stereotypical trash can on fire.

As I came to a stop, some of them got up and started walking towards me. I panicked and was 90% sure I was gonna get killed or robbed. I got out of there in a hurry and eventually found the right path, but my heart was going at 100 mph.

Fast forward to today. I work about half a mile from there and know the area like the back of my hand. But I still wouldn't want to go to the area I ended up in by myself at night.
I have a similar story. Back 30 years ago, I used to make frequent trips on U.S. 71, in Iowa, which goes through Kansas City, on my way to somewhere else. Usually, when I got to Kansas City, I would take I-435 as the fastest way to get around Kansas City. But one time, in the middle of the night, I missed the exit for 435 and wound up following 71 all the way through Kansas City. I don't know how it is now, but back in those days, 71 used to go through some residential areas of Kansas City in a pretty sketchy looking part of town.

It got darker and sketchier the farther I went. At one point, a car comes screaming around a corner about half a block ahead of me with a cop car in hot pursuit and they sped off out of sight. I drove past several what looked like illegal clubs. There were no signs on any of these commercial type buildings, but there were groups of people hanging outside them smoking and drinking.

At one point, I came to a stop sign, where there were people hanging out on the corner. This black chick in a pure white body-hugging body stocking (that's the only way to describe it. It was like a leotard, but a full-body one and that's all she was wearing except for shoes) walked up to my car and tried to open the passenger side door. I know this because my interior light came on when she lifted the door handle. Happily, the door was locked. It was so dark outside, all I could see was this very shapely white leotard floating in the air. She was saying something I couldn't hear, but I sped off before anything else happened. I eventually made it out of the city, but I never missed the exit again after that.

Another time, I missed an exit in Dallas and wound up on a highway I had no idea where it was going. It eventually led me close to where I wanted to be, but it was sketchy for a while. I want to note that this was on a Sunday and the 6-lane interstate I was on was so packed with cars, I couldn't make it over far enough to take the exit. I saw it coming up, tried to get over, but couldn't because of the traffic, so just had to keep going.
 

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I ended up in Iowa City one time. That sure was stupid.
 

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A coworker of mine told me this story about a couple of his high school buddies from Rock Island. They were all going to college at Bradley in Peoria at the time. - The buddies were home for a visit and to return were supposed to get on I-74 towards Peoria. It's about 90 minutes normally.

Somehow they missed the turn off and kept going East on I-80. They didn't realize their mistake for several hours till they were almost to Chicago.

This is where it gets crazy. Instead of heading directly to Peoria from where they were, they actually backtracked all the way back to the Quad Cities on 80 and got on I-74 there.
My worst getting lost story is the exact opposite! Leaving from the QC and heading to Michigan so wanted to stay on I-80 but I didn't realize you need to take an exit after the bridge. Didn't have a clue until we hit Peoria, to which my friend confidently said "oh yeah, Peoria is about halfway to Chicago." A couple miles later I noticed a sign saying I-74 to Indianapolis and finally realized something was wrong. It was like original smart phone days so only one of us had internet capability and we figured out we could go to Bloomington and take 55 back to 80. Only arrived a couple hours later than planned. I think I bought an atlas to keep in the car after that just in case.
 
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I was in SW Wisconsin on back roads in mid to late 90s. No gps then. Stopped at this stop sign and looked at a map. Figuyit out and started driving. Curvy roads. 30 minutes later I think things look familiar. Come around this bend and stop at the same sign I read the map.
 

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Besides feeling I was lost trying to get out of an IKEA store these stories remind me of the times I am driving in an area far from cities where I am really low on gas and completely panicking
 

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I have a friend that did this except everyone in the car was sleeping. They were driving from Des Moines to Denver and she stopped for gas several hours past Omaha. When they got back on 80 she went East and a few hours later my buddy riding shotgun wakes up to realize they are in Omaha!
Relatable, but different. A guy I know that was driving from Omaha to Boulder in the days before cell phones. it was late at night and his wife was asleep in the back of the car not feeling well. He stopped in Ogallala for gas at about 10:30PM in the wintertime. Ran into pay and get back on the road while the wife was sleeping.
Well she wasn't sleeping as well as he thought and when the car stopped, she ran into the bathroom. he didn't realize she wasn't in the car until 3+ hours later when he arrived home.
 

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Interesting stuff. We lived in Chicago for a number of years in our 20s after college and I came away pretty certain that it was impossible to ever actually get lost in Chicago. The brilliance of the grid street design, the lake serving as the entire eastern border of the city. Loved it.
 

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Besides feeling I was lost trying to get out of an IKEA store these stories remind me of the times I am driving in an area far from cities where I am really low on gas and completely panicking
Those ******* mazy bastard stores.
It took until like trip #3 my wife brought me on to see the shortcut map and then I was outta that place wolfing down meatballs while she looked at ******* lamp shades.

This is basically a reenactment
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Relatable, but different. A guy I know that was driving from Omaha to Boulder in the days before cell phones. it was late at night and his wife was asleep in the back of the car not feeling well. He stopped in Ogallala for gas at about 10:30PM in the wintertime. Ran into pay and get back on the road while the wife was sleeping.
Well she wasn't sleeping as well as he thought and when the car stopped, she ran into the bathroom. he didn't realize she wasn't in the car until 3+ hours later when he arrived home.
I'm sure he is only reminded of that 3 times a day for the remainder of his life.
 
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