Getting into a bar with no I.D.

[demoncore1031]

So being the idiot that I am, I misplaced my license and Dax Riggs is playing at a bar downtown here tomorrow night. He's my favorite musician of all time and it's only his 2nd ever show in Albuquerque so I can't miss it. Any suggestions on how to get in if I don't find my license by tomorrow?

Thanks

 

[chuckd4735]

So being the idiot that I am, I misplaced my license and Dax Riggs is playing at a bar downtown here tomorrow night. He's my favorite musician of all time and it's only his 2nd ever show in Albuquerque so I can't miss it. Any suggestions on how to get in if I don't find my license by tomorrow?

Thanks

Any other forms of ID? Passport?

 

[cyclonedave25]

Do you have a passport? That would work.

 

[demoncore1031]

No I just have an old expired driver's license, but it is a picture ID. I sent a message to the bar on facebook and explained the situation and told them I don't even drink. I was old enough to legally drink in the 90s, so I'm nowhere near being underage.

 

[Farnsworth]

I think the old ID would work. They just want proof of age, i don't think they would care if it's expired or not.

 

[demoncore1031]

When that ID expired years ago, places would not sell me alcohol or cigarettes because of it. It shows my age and everything though.

 

[isulive2train]

Flash the bouncer.

 

[istater7]

When that ID expired years ago, places would not sell me alcohol or cigarettes because of it. It shows my age and everything though.

Considering they won't be selling you either product, I doubt there would be a problem

 

[demoncore1031]

Flash the bouncer.

Hahaha that would be a good way to get beat up! Then again, the bouncers there are scrawny little wimps.

 

[demoncore1031]

Considering they won't be selling you either product, I doubt there would be a problem

I was thinking that too, but ya never know. Maybe I could have my brother get in and then wait like 30 minutes and bring me out his ID and I can try using it.

 

[IowaStateClones]

Give the bouncer a **** meat sandwich

 

[demoncore1031]

Give the bouncer a **** meat sandwich

By the looks of the guy who runs the door, I'm not even sure he has one. Looks to be quite girly!

 

[BallSoHard4Cy]

By the looks of the guy who runs the door, I'm not even sure he has one. Looks to be quite girly!

What if s/he is a poster on here

 

[Ciclone]

Greying hair works for me.

 

[chuckd4735]

I think the old ID would work. They just want proof of age, i don't think they would care if it's expired or not.

Its illegal to accept expired ID's as a form of identification...

 

[demoncore1031]

What if s/he is a poster on here

That would be funny!! Pretty sure he/she would be posting on starbuck's forums and not here though. Suuuuper duuuuper

 

[demoncore1031]

Greying hair works for me.

I can't quite use that one, but in a couple years..... haha

 

[demoncore1031]

Its illegal to accept expired ID's as a form of identification...

Poop. Another reason to despise the government!! Gotta suck every penny out of you that they can.

 

[BallSoHard4Cy]

That would be funny!! Pretty sure he/she would be posting on starbuck's forums and not here though. Suuuuper duuuuper

Starbucks has forums?

i kind of guess they do: http://www.ihatesbux.com/forum/

 

[demoncore1031]

Starbucks has forums?

i kind of guess they do: http://www.ihatesbux.com/forum/

I wasn't sure if they did or not, just looks like something he/she would be into haha. Hipsters are ummm trying to find a word that won't get me banned