Good Friday Read....Craigslist Posts..

Cy Hard

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I'm just mad that I must have missed the drunken clown ad. It's like I saw my professional calling in that ad.
 

CyinCo

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Mar 24, 2006
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Clive, IA
Here is my favorite:

8) Pope hats
"Because of this terrible economy, I'm having to shut down my business. I have OVER 1300 Pope hats (replicas) that I REALLY need to get rid of. The pope hats came from China and are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin, so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE). Dogs do not like to wear these pope hats, but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one."
 

HOTDON

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Mar 24, 2006
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#6 was very good as well. It took, dare I say, a delicious turn that I was not expecting.

The pope hat one was pretty good too. I love the fact that somehow it's the economy that is to blame. It's as if he's suggesting that they would have moved well if times were better.
 

illinoiscyclone

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Wisconsin

Cyclones_R_GR8

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Feb 10, 2007
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My buddy has one from ames similar to this taped on his wall about this motorcycle. It is hilarious, 12X funnier than any I have read on here, but it was from sometime last year.

Did it have something to do with motorcycle spark plugs and crack pipes?