Hey 19 - Random Thoughts: In the year 2525...more or less
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Perhaps send your daughter to the convent for a few years. She could announce it at Easter.
Or maybe suggest some contrived plot to him where he hides the ring in an Easter egg and then you switch eggs on him.
Oh, lordy, I first read that as eliminating. Which could be the same thing, I guess.
These are good ones but there is a little hangup with each.
1. They attend a Lutheran church so if you'd like to start a Lutheran convent that would be great.
Actually, I see no hangup with number 2. I'll just fill the egg with cat poo. However, since they have 3 cats between the two of them she'll probably think that's romantic.
Have I got news for you...
What is a Lutheran nun?
A Lutheran nun is a person who has dedicated her life to religious service in the Lutheran Church. Living in a monastery or convent under vows of poverty,
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He's going to ask her for some special handling for his package.
There are so many euphemisms involving postal terms and construction terms. But, I'm classy so I would never use these terms.
The coyotes are starting to show up in the park reserve he often rides in.
Mrs. Velo and I went for a walk there last Friday. Our count - beyond the usual large number of squirrels, ducks, geese and other common small birds - 2 nesting swans, 1 deer, 1 sandhill crane, 1 weasel or river otter*. Still no sighting of our bear.
*We weren't sure what the mammal was but it certainly appeared too large for even a large long tailed weasel. It was also just a few feet from a good sized lake so that suggests otter over weasel.
I know you haven't been on a date yet but, based upon the fact that she's a bartender, she's a keeper.
But based on her likely experience in fending off the advances of inebriated men, Stormy's odds of...uh...success probably go down.
Goes to my nieces worry that I will end up in a nursing home and get poor care because I have no family within 400 miles. She's a physical therapist and observes that patients without frequent visitors get observable lesser care.
My mother was semi-comatose for a number of years and her good friend, much younger lady, went and got a CNA to work their parttime to keep tabs on things. This gal was already working a full time job in a factory. About the best friend my mother ever had and maybe didn't know it at all.
And he could be the Barkeeper's Friend.
Perhaps you mean "probably decrease."
