I am ISU's Savior

bellzisu

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Either I'm on drugs.. Or this guy is...

Who do you think you are???

Jesus
Donald Trump
Harrison Barnes
Someone with alot of money

How are you going to help us??

By donating money
Getting recruits
Killing all Hawk fans
Or by being high
 

Praguejamento

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Either I'm on drugs.. Or this guy is...

Who do you think you are???

Jesus
Donald Trump
Harrison Barnes
Someone with alot of money

How are you going to help us??

By donating money
Getting recruits
Killing all Hawk fans
Or by being high
I'm a little hesitant to answer this question, but will anyways.

If I told you who I am you would simply scoff, so I will not; I know who I CAN be.
 

bellzisu

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I'm a little hesitant to answer this question, but will anyways.

If I told you who I am you would simply scoff, so I will not; I know who I CAN be.


Ummm you really didn't answer that question....

Momma always told me I could be anything I wanted
 

cybirdie

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this is how tavernhawk wakes up everyday...takes a look at his hiayden faruy picture tacked on his mirror abouve the bathroom sink...I'm thinking the hawk fan in question hit his head on the toilet after taking a huge bong rip...he then woke up and posted to the wrong site...

or maybe it is the rapture...either way I'll be Barnes over Hilton if it's true!
 

gocubs2118

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cc1091

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..but I promise you we will be at the top, one of, if not the best sports stories in history.

Didn't that already happen back in 1992 when lowly ISU lead by a third string QB making his only start ever wound up beating mighty Nebraska?

Sorry PJ, we need something better than the best sports story in history.
Keep smokin that weed though, at least your creativity is high.

CC
 

CRCy17

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Well, according to Free Translation Online "praguejamento" in Portuguese (the assumption from the sig) is: "imprecation" which I then looked up on imprecation definition | Dictionary.com which came up with:

im⋅pre⋅ca⋅tion

 /ˌɪm
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–noun 1. the act of imprecating; cursing. 2. a curse; malediction.

Therefore, unless PJ is going to curse every other team in the NCAA with a combination of black cats, Bambinos and billy goats, I'm confused as to how he will be our savior...
 

d4nim4l

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For some reason, Iowa State athletics is cursed to below average to mediocre athletics due location, low population, tradition, being the second class university in the state, and rather poor leadership at times as a result. I am the savior. I will arise Iowa State to the top of the athletics. We will win national championships year after year in our athletic programs.

I can not tell you why or how I will arise to this position, because I do not even know. I can not tell you how I will raise us up exactly because I do not yet know the circumstances, but I promise you we will be at the top, one of, if not the best sports stories in history. We are destined.

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