If you could ask CPR a question

[CYphyllis]

My question: Coach, do you give a royal red raspberry what the whiners on Cyclone Fanatic think?

My response to his answer: Yeah, me neither.

Royal red raspberry? What the ****.

 

[Clonefan94]

My question: Coach, do you give a royal red raspberry what the whiners on Cyclone Fanatic think?

My response to his answer: Yeah, me neither.

I guess my next question would be, "If you care so little, then why bother to still post there?"

 

[andybernard]

Do we practice not tackling on purpose?

 

[KeyserSoze]

How do you sleep knowing that you are severely overpaid and woefully underperforming?

 

[Dryburn]

How can you accept your salary, and still sleep at night?

 

[Tornado man]

Coach, your comment to Brunsy at the end of the 1st half - "we need to go in and have a good locker room." What the hell does that even mean?

 

[dualthreat]

Coach, your comment to Brunsy at the end of the 1st half - "we need to go in and have a good locker room." What the hell does that even mean?

butt slaps. lot's of butt slaps.

 

[HoopsTournament]

I would ask him "Are you as excited about Hoiball as I am?" because I don't really care about football at this point.

 

[cyclones18]

Why do you keep showing up to the games? The team doesn't show up and now the fans won't anymore. Why do you??

 

[Wesley]

Just who was playing middle linebacker?

Why did you make it like Sam would play?

 

[Rogue52]

In all seriousness, if he had to be truthful, I would ask, "Name the three things you would have done differently the last 6 years."

 

[clonedude]

Pretty simple.... do you honestly feel like you deserve another paycheck here at ISU? If you do, you're an idiot, and if you don't, then see yourself out and make it easy on JP so he can go hire a good head football coach.

 

[CRcyclone6]

Do you have something that will take your signature off my dvd copy of the 2011 game vs OSU? You signed it at the 2012 Tailgate Tour.

 

[cyclonedave25]

Why is this team so bad at tackling?

 

[norcalcy]

I'd ask him nothing. Don't care what he says.

Used to watch the press conferences to see what he had to say. I stopped listening to him after NDSU. My guess is the players stopped listening a while ago too.

 

[Cpech56]

Coach are you aware that a Facebook page has been started asking people to jump on board and agree that you deserve to be fired. Can you make a case for why you should still be the head coach of OUR Cyclones?

 

[Wesley]

Coach, when will we win again at home?

Does the running game meet your expectations?

Is the underwater treadmill being used too much on the field at linebacking?

 

[heitclone]

Coach, your comment to Brunsy at the end of the 1st half - "we need to go in and have a good locker room." What the hell does that even mean?

CPR's pre halftime stuff is all over the place, I think it was Toledo, he rambled about things that didnt' actually happen. Their QB had run all over us on designed run plays, they barely even attempted to throw the ball and all he could say was was a very generic, non relevant comment about our pass rush. Based on those comments you would have thought he was either trying to make a joke or was not paying any attention to what was going on. It was a small thing but it really had me questioning CPR.

 

[Wesley]

CPR's pre halftime stuff is all over the place, I think it was Toledo, he rambled about things that didnt' actually happen. Their QB had run all over us on designed run plays, they barely even attempted to throw the ball and all he could say was was a very generic, non relevant comment about our pass rush. Based on those comments you would have thought he was either trying to make a joke or was not paying any attention to what was going on. It was a small thing but it really had me questioning CPR.

Stress of keeping a two million dollar job.

 

[bawbie]

Seriously, about 2% of you would actually ask those question to Rhoad's face.