Football:
1. Iowa (perpetually overrated and delusional fans)
2. Oklahoma (can't stomach the coaching staff)
3. Ohio State (they rule the Big 10/11, but we've seen what that means)
4. Nebraska (nice helmets)
5. Notre Dame (all your home games are on NBC and you still suck?)
Honorable mention: Texas, Texas A&M, Kansas State, Colorado, Michigan, Georgia, USC, Boise State
Basketball:
1. Iowa (just because they're Iowa)
2. UCLA (smoking them in 2000 was more than sweet)
3. North Carolina (they apparently grow McD All-Americans on campus)
4. Michigan State (Auburn Hills...2000)
5. Kentucky (one of the traditional powers I wish would go away for 40 years or so)
Honorable mention: Texas, Kansas, Florida, Syracuse, UConn, Indiana, Duke
Kind of funny. I dislike them all for the success they've had/good fortune of tradition they've been born into...except Iowa. I just dislike Iowa because 90% of their fans are complete D-bags.