I'm in need of a laugh today
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For many years now, between 6 and 8 friends ofmine have been going on a yearly golf trip.
This year, my buddy Rich’s wife put her foot down and told him she reallydidn’t want him going, making it difficult because there would then be only 5of us. After doing his best to convince her to let him go, about a week beforethe trip, he called us all and told us he couldn’t make it…
A week later, the 4 other guys and I arrived at the Georgia resort to begin ourfirst round. And of all things, we found Rich sitting there with his clubsalready set up on his cart.
We were excited and flabbergasted all the same time… After asking how he gothis wife to let him go, he replied…
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wifefinished reading "Fifty Shades Of Gray," she pulled me into ourbedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuffher to the bed, and I did."
Then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!
This year, my buddy Rich’s wife put her foot down and told him she reallydidn’t want him going, making it difficult because there would then be only 5of us. After doing his best to convince her to let him go, about a week beforethe trip, he called us all and told us he couldn’t make it…
A week later, the 4 other guys and I arrived at the Georgia resort to begin ourfirst round. And of all things, we found Rich sitting there with his clubsalready set up on his cart.
We were excited and flabbergasted all the same time… After asking how he gothis wife to let him go, he replied…
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wifefinished reading "Fifty Shades Of Gray," she pulled me into ourbedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuffher to the bed, and I did."
Then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!
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