ISU As a Drug

[IsuGuy99]

YOUR BCS TEAM AS A DRUG - Every Day Should Be Saturday

IOWA STATE: Wine coolers. That one time they worked, they really worked. And then they just made you sick as hell when you tried to replicate the results.

couple of other good ones

TEXAS: Drank. Peaked in popularity in 2005. Surprisingly expensive. Side effects may include severe torpor. Chief ingredients only available via exclusive network.

KANSAS STATE: Prescription cold medicine. A kindly old man gives it to you. You laugh, and then it knocks you on your ***.

 

[Stewo]

ISU's is pretty damn accurate. Sad, but true.

 

[TigerCyJM]

BYU's was hilarious!

 

[00clone]

OK, we got to 3 posts without mentioning Iowa as Autoerotic asphyxiation? applause gif for both restraint on this board and the home run hit of the article.

 

[sodeen]

Thank God we had the last few years or we would have been Ketamine.

Trapped in a hole-like situation sounds a lot like sitting in the stands watching Mizzou kick the game winners in '04-05.

 

[ShopTalk]

These are hilarious!

And I can't believe no one's posted these yet....

NEBRASKA: Ergot poisoning. Not really a recreational drug with pleasant side effects, but then again neither is Nebraska football in the 21st century.

OHIO STATE: Weed. Wildly popular. Gets smoked by SEC football players in bowls.
INDIANA: Cyanide. Well, maybe it's not a recreational drug for you, but you're not an Indiana football fan.


IOWA: Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

[sodeen]

It's like they wrote the whole article to tell the same played out Ohio State joke

 

[LindenCy]

The Okie St. one was pretty good I thought:

OKLAHOMA STATE: Malt liquor, because it's a man's drink, and it comes in a 40.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

The Okie St. one was pretty good I thought:

That one and Ohio State were the best IMO

 

[intrepid27]

These were my favs:

WISCONSIN: Beer, the kind that makes you pass out and die in snowdrifts after beating the ******* out of someone in a barfight.
NEBRASKA: Ergot poisoning. Not really a recreational drug with pleasant side effects, but then again neither is Nebraska football in the 21st century.

OHIO STATE: Weed. Wildly popular. Gets smoked by SEC football players in bowls.
INDIANA: Cyanide. Well, maybe it's not a recreational drug for you, but you're not an Indiana football fan.

 

[Al_4_State]

Iowa was a complete home run.

 

[Cincyclone]

Indiana and Ohio State killed me.

 

[Cardinal2001]

Heh, love the Kansas one too:

KANSAS: Delicious natural gas straight from the oven.

 

[CyBer]

I give all these two thumbs up.

 

[NickTheGreat]

That was HILARIOUS :biglaugh:

 

[Inspired]

Thalidomide.

 

[Cycsk]

Wow, this is awesome. How do you think of all these things and make them fit the teams?