Just wet farted...

[00clone]

Standard ***** protocol is to throw undies in neighbors dumpster, not leave for the wife to wash and certainly find out her husband has the bowel control of an 18 month old.

Exceptions to this rule include but are not limited to: If underwear is some sort of "lucky" pair. You still live with your mom as she has likely known you're a nervous crapper for years and is also on to why you seem to go through tissues so quickly despite not having a cold. Neighbors garbage cans are not unaccessible, in which case you chuck those filthy shorts out the window on a gravel road.

Wife already knew of the incident, which means a later discovery will be met with "seriously, and then you do that?"

 

[stormchaser2014]

I have Arby's curly fries in the oven right now

 

[Cyclonic1]

Didn't fill my boots... Wearing isu gym shorts. Don't see anything on my leg

Sorry BKLYN, but if you really wear boots with shorts then you were asking for something nasty to happen.

 

[dabears32]

A) this thread is great

B) The best part is that there is an office where you can wear Gym shorts.Sign me up

 

[carvers4math]

I have Arby's curly fries in the oven right now

Countdown until you become toiletchaser2015.

 

[stevefrench]

Sorry BKLYN, but if you really wear boots with shorts then you were asking for something nasty to happen.

what are you trying to say?

 

[stormchaser2014]

Took them out of the oven, they smell like ****

 

[Cydar]

[video=youtube;VPIP9KXdmO0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0[/video]

 

[CyArob]

I took this thread as a challenge and ate Arby's tonight after softball.

 

[Rabbuk]

Arby's and malt liquor or you guys are pansies.

 

[Cy4Lifer]

This thread is evidence that we CF'ers are either really bored, or really sick... Or both?!?

 

[isulive2train]

Pretty sure it is dry now.

 

[cyclonebillski]

I rocked Taco Johns for lunch and BWW for dinner and still havent ****. Need to condition yourself.

 

[Bret44]

I ******* LOVE ME SOME OFF SEASON!

 

[ChrisMWilliams]

Hey guys.

 

[00clone]

^^^^Chris's subtle way of admitting without admitting that he just put himself in the same spot as bklyn.

 

[isulive2train]

Hey guys.

 

[inCyteful]

I like where this thread is at going into the weekend. I should have a full weekend of entertainment between this and The Open.

 

[isugcs]

I just hope everyone washes their hands after reading this thread...

 

[Doc]

^^^^Chris's subtle way of admitting without admitting that he just put himself in the same spot as bklyn.

I suspect he's posting on the crapper.