Life Skills

[3TrueFans]

Too bad all that money will be gone because you don't know how to balance your checkbook.

 

[burn587]

I can't believe any man would admit to not knowing how to drive a stick. :smile:

Let's say you rob a bank with a buddy and you ride in his car. Let's say your buddy gets shot or something and you run out to the getaway car and find out it's a stick. What you gonna do then? Huh? Huh?

Nothing, you let the bus run over him. After you and the bus driver load the money you shoot the bus driver, hop in the bus (which hopefully isn't a stick shift) and pull out into a line of school buses making the perfect escape.

 

[Cyclone1985]

2010 Version:

-Have facebook account and know how to properly 'creep' to find out what everyone is up to instead of calling
-Know how to efficiently search for any answer using google
-Be able to search cyclonefanatic for the latest news and events
-Walk through a crowded mall while texting. and without looking up, not run into a single person
-Have over 1500 songs on your ipod, none of which were paid for


just a few off the top of my head.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

I guess we better add texting while driving too