Monday OT - These are my confessions.

[HGoat]

In all seriousness, best of luck with your newborn and research paper Jacktronic.

 

[kkise]

Yeah, best to keep your distance curt. If you haven't been paying attention, all her husband has to do is look her way and she's prego.

So she's Carla Tortelli?

 

[BCClone]

So she's Carla Tortelli?

Does her husband play hockey?

 

[cowgirl836]

The trajectory of my career for the next year depends on the acceptance of a research paper that I have spent the last 1.5 years of my life on. It got hammered in initial review and we're cutting the deadline razor-thin-close with revisions & the second draft (waiting for statistics work from another author). This ******* paper has encompassed my entire life the past 4 months; it's in the back of my mind at all hours, I don't sleep very well, and subsequently I'm short-tempered all the time with friends and family. My wife is due with our little girl in two weeks, and while I'm so excited to meet her, this constant black cloud has dampened what should be a joyous occasion.

woof, that sounds rough.

What's the subject matter?

 

[CascadeClone]

For Christmas, I bought my wife a pair of expensive Yoga pants she really wanted. She tried them on, loved them, and she looked REALLY good in them. I confess, I was afraid She was going to be one of those 36 year olds dressing like a 26 year old to make herself feel younger again. I'm not sure what is going on, but I think I am sending myself into a midlife crisis, because it is I who now feels younger than I am.

That's the gift that keeps on givin', Clark.

 

[Jacktronic]

woof, that sounds rough.

What's the subject matter?

Prognostic biomarkers in dogs with sepsis. Riveting stuff I know.

 

[cmjh10]

I like when my gf works the closing shift. Its quiet, and I have complete control over the tv. It is glorious.

 

[isufbcurt]

I would probably rather watch you race than watch the Notebook. :smile:

So your saying theres a chance! lol

 

[ExCyment]

Also have never seen the Notebook but I live with a bunch of males. I saw Top Gun back in the day and didn't like it, even then I thought Tom Cruise was an annoying midget.

Tom Cruise is and has always been an annoying midget, but Top Gun is awesome.

 

[MeanDean]

Tom Cruise is and has always been an annoying midget, but Rain Man is awesome.

FIFY

 

[cowgirl836]

Prognostic biomarkers in dogs with sepsis. Riveting stuff I know.

I was in the An Sci dept so I only had to Google a third of the words But now that I know what the first two mean, I get what you are looking at. Hope everything comes together in time!

 

[carvers4math]

So your saying theres a chance! lol

Anything's possible but the competition is fierce. A 55 year old married old lady who has given birth many times and raids her kids stockings for miniature Reese's Peanut Butter Cups at 2:00 a.m., that brings all the boys to the yard, lol.

 

[BCClone]

Anything's possible but the competition is fierce. A 55 year old married old lady who has given birth many times and raids her kids stockings for miniature Reese's Peanut Butter Cups at 2:00 a.m., that brings all the boys to the yard, lol.

Her milkshake is better than yours

 

[BCClone]

I still laugh at the thought of CG and DH opening up a gift from an adult store given to them by the inlaws and CG shaking it at them and saying they wanted to pick their own out.

 

[Redman97]

Dad with young children and it sucks giant hairy balls most of the time.

 

[ElephantPie]

JCs next confession: he wears yoga pants.

[video=youtube;GYv4Fs7nzIY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYv4Fs7nzIY[/video]

 

[ISUcyclones11]

1. Beatles most overrated band in history

2. I have strange, illegal sex fantasies that concern a certain female country superstar.

3. I'm a huge fan of Skip Bayless.

 

[carvers4math]

1. Beatles most overrated band in history

2. I have strange, illegal sex fantasies that concern a certain female country superstar.

3. I'm a huge fan of Skip Bayless.

I'm with you on Skip.

 

[KnappShack]

1. Beatles most overrated band in history

2. I have strange, illegal sex fantasies that concern a certain female country superstar.

3. I'm a huge fan of Skip Bayless.

I'm with you on #2 if that female country superstar is Wynonna.....

 

[MeanDean]

1. Beatles most overrated band in history

2. I have strange, illegal sex fantasies that concern a certain female country superstar.

3. I'm a huge fan of Skip Bayless.

I'm with you on #1 if no other bands ever existed, ever.