New Big 12 division names.

[zdorr40]

Beef
Bean

 

[Naughtius]

Yankees
Chico's Bail Bonds

 

[Naughtius]

Think we need to think outside the box on this one (no pun intended).


Scarlett's boobs

or

J-Lo's butt

Let the debate begin!

 

[famwam]

IF the B12 expands back to twelve teams, the north/south divisions won't really be appropriate anymore, considering we will probably have teams in places like Utah, West Virginia, or Kentucky. So naturally i thought we could follow the big telelves example and get a little creative with our division names. Some ideas i came up with:

Texas vs. Not Texas
Marvel vs. DC
The Shirts vs. The Blouses
####heads vs Posers
Buffalo wild wings vs. The average human's bowels.

Eh, it's a start.

WINNERS (IOWA STATE) VS. LOSERS (OTHER 11 BIG 12 TEAMS)

 

[DMICyclone]

Immortals
Overlords

Can't tell if this is a SC2 reference or not.

 

[GreenRocketCY]

Seculars
ISU
TTU
Texas
OKst
Louisville
OKie





Good ol' time religion
Baylor
TCU
BYU
Mizzu (you know everyone there is a fire-and-brimstone baptist so you might as well admit it)
KU (evolutionist)
KSU ( " )

 

[TedKumsher]

Immortals
Overlords

Can't tell if this is a SC2 reference or not.

Nope.

Immortals >> Legends
Overlords >> Leaders

 

[MLawrence]

Highlanders
Texas or OU (Winner of the Red River Rivalry, and as there can only be one.)

Commoners
Texas or OU (Loser of the Red River Rivalry)
Baylor
Iowa State
Kansas
Kansas State
Missouri
Oklahoma State
Texas Tech

 

[TedKumsher]

Highlanders
Texas or OU (Winner of the Red River Rivalry, and as there can only be one.)

Commoners
Texas or OU (Loser of the Red River Rivalry)
Baylor
Iowa State
Kansas
Kansas State
Missouri
Oklahoma State
Texas Tech

Remember back in the day with all the "Let's make like a ___ and ___" clever sayings? (Most obvious pair was tree, leaf.)

My favorite was:

"Let's make like a Highlander and head off."

 

[Wesley]

WWE
WWF or WTF

The Royalty
The Warts

A Team
B Team

Bevo Believers
Rock Chalk Sucks

The Good
The Bad and some Ugly

Heaven Division
Hell Division