New World Record Set In Iowa (NSFW)

[Daserop]

Getting up can't be easy. There is only so much blood in a man's body.

 

[intrepid27]

I'm pretty sure the World's Largest Penis is a Hawk fan so that might help narrow it down.
Just scour the taverns in Grinnell and look for a guy named Brad with a 1984 Gator Bowl shirt on. That's the guy.

 

[3GenClone]

Grinnell is now home to the most points scored by one player in a college B-ball game, and the biggest dong in the world. What's next for G-town?

Score the most points using the biggest dong

 

[BCClone]

Do you put a sign out as a town attraction or accomplishment?

 

[GTO]

That man could have a career in pizza delivery.

 

[AmesHawk]

Since then, many men around the world have attempted to take the crown, but all have failed - until now.

If I'm reading this correctly, someone out there has a full time job as the judge of an actual **** measuring contest.

Sounds like my ex-girlfriend.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Anybody from the Grinell area have a guy named Brad come and repair or install their cable?

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that sweat pants are off limits for Brad.

 

[nfrine]

Grinnell is putting up a new water tower in honor of this...

 

[IlliniCy]

Brad's real name is Girth Brooks.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Score the most points using the biggest dong

Hey, batter batter batter, SWING!

 

[VeloClone]

Hey, batter batter batter, SWING!

You don't have to be a d!ck about it.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Ladies and Gentlemen your 2017 Clonies Thread of the Year.

 

[Stormin]

I heard he has Vulgarian fingers and small hands. But "down there" it is everything it should be......and more.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Meh, try having a 19.1 inch penis around and come talk to me.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Maybe this is the fat one that Zach McCabe was talking about?

 

[HFCS]

Similar phenomenon happening in Singapore.

http://www.pressunion.org/singaporean-man-celebrates-penis-officially-confirmed-worlds-longest/