NUs QB Keller Cited for Class 3 Misdemeanor

[Wesley]

Ok, Lady Right on Two. :laugh8kb:

Break. Hup. Hup. :angry6wn:

Two.:rolleyes5cz:

Catch that you $^&)^^__.:frown3qg:

You blew it &)))*_*:no6xn:

Now get out of my space.:growl5cj:

Oh, you know the Chief of Police?:baffled5wh:

Big Husker sorry. What's a Class Three? You know I am King Keller....:sad9cd:

 

[Michael Lastuvka]

Wesley, I seriously wonder if you're high sometimes :baffled5wh:

 

[Wesley]

Not really. I am just poking fun at a ridiculous siutuation.

I just think it is so stupid to throw a cup at an old lady's car when you are starting spring training and trying to win the starting job that they want to give to you. Sounds immature for a high level qb. Could you imagine Bret doing the same?

 

[ISUAlum2002]

Hope he at least put a good spiral on it.

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

This reminds me of a game I was given tickets to 5 or 6 years ago when NU came to town. As fate would have it, the free tickets sat me right in the middle of a bunch of Fuskers. Right behind me were 3 50-60 yr old ladys who knew more about the NU practice squad than I knew about our starters at the time. This was something that simply amazed me

Anyhow, this is what my imagination is telling me what really happened after listening to those women that cold snowy day. The elderly lady parks her car, and when she climbs out she see's one of the NU Golden children King Keller and yells at him to throw her the bomb. After looking around, the only object that remotely looks like a football was the Dixie cup. He picked it up and threw it to her. She was not too impressed with the throw since it didn't have a tight spiral like she expected. She quickly walked up to him, hit him over the head with the cane and told him to "get your *** in the gym and pump some iron so you can put some muscles on those arms and shoulders you lazy little bastard". He blows her off.

So, as a result to his lack of care in her little coaching, she calls the cops and fabricates the story that has hit the news to teach him a lesson for not listening to her to what was her NU given right. Be a volunteer coach of the day...

Sorry, my mind is wandering tonight..

 

[ISUclones33]

they will probably have him suspended for 2 games,, will probably really throw in a QB controversy in Lincoln

 

[ceeboe]

Hope he at least put a good spiral on it.

Now thats just funny!:laugh8kb:

 

[BigM]

hey it's not nice to make fun of people with IQ's lower than 80, and remember at NU they are in the top 10% of their class

Remember N is for Nowledge

 

[cydsho]

If you want real comedy check out the free board comments on the husker rivals site. A few are saying SK should have just walked away but others range from the woman doing a publicity stunt, everyone has been in this situation and would do the same, the media and cops are out to get all huskers, assassinating Keller's character, and a nice discussion about what the bible says about this. I can't believe I live in this state......

 

[Cyclone62]

If you want real comedy check out the free board comments on the husker rivals site. A few are saying SK should have just walked away but others range from the woman doing a publicity stunt, everyone has been in this situation and would do the same, the media and cops are out to get all huskers, assassinating Keller's character, and a nice discussion about what the bible says about this. I can't believe I live in this state......

Please, for the love of God, tell me what they're saying the bible says about this! My bum hurts from a test this morning and I really need a good laugh! :laugh8kb:

 

[psyclonebill]

We are watching the reincarnation of Ryan Leaf.

 

[Cyclone62]

We are watching the reincarnation of Ryan Leaf.

I'm still mad about how his NFL career flopped. :growl5cj:

 

[cyclonelifer]

Terrance Nunn was impressed with the lady! She caught the cup and did a 180 and ran with it! "Wish I could do that."

 

[cyclonekj]

At least he didn't call her a hillbilly and do a throat slashing gesture.

 

[ISUAlum2002]

At least he didn't call her a hillbilly and do a throat slashing gesture.

He did, she just had her back turned.

 

[Erik4Cy]

at least he didn't throw an athletic cup at her...

 

[bigred]

I will be glad when ISU accomplishes something on the field so we there can be posts of accomplishments instead of anti Iowa and Nebraska which have won titles on the field.

 

[GM4ISU]

She will get four seasons tickets and can sleep with Callahan

 

[garn91]

I will be glad when ISU accomplishes something on the field so we there can be posts of accomplishments instead of anti Iowa and Nebraska which have won titles on the field.

I've lived in Des Moines for 10 years now and have yet to figure out why Iowa St fans are so obsessed with Nebraska & Iowa. Jealous perhaps? I don't know. What I do know is that There looks to be more threads & posts on this message board regarding Iowa basketball than there is Iowa St spring football.

 

[ISUFan22]

Ahhh, let the flame-a-thon continue.

You say ISU fans are obsessed with the Huskers. It would be fair to point out, the entire nation has been obsessed with the Huskers. Just like Duke/UNC basketball. USC football. Etc. Fans get obsessed with greatness.

Do ya see ISU fans or those around the nation obsessed with the Huskers as the same level they were say 5-10 years ago? I think not. I wonder why that is...

As far as the number of posts regarding the coaching change in Iowa City...

I think the number of them is silly. Why people can't just add a point they want to make on a thread already on that very topic bewilders me. Then again, it doesn't just happen with Iowa's coaching search - it happens all the time.

Having said that, I saw tons of threads on Iowa's board when we were looking for both our football and basketball coaches. When a rival is searching for a coach, it's a big deal.

Also, Steve isn't just any coach. He's a national golden boy from Indiana that was supposed to be the second coming of Bobby Knight for Iowa. They shoved it down our throats faster than Steve could compliment himself.

So, it's got fans around the area quite interested. Much like when the nation's eyes were on Lincoln after the Huskers fired a coach that had a clear winning record. :wink0st: