***Official Friday Confession Thread***

cychhosis

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I know this has about run it's course; however, I must confess I've used Carmex as a substitute for Preparation H.
 

Scott34

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I ate a jalapeno burger yesterday for lunch, but paid for it the rest of the day. Was on the crapper 4 times and the burn was very painful every time. Was very good but never getting that damn burger again.
 

CRcyclone6

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when my wife's alarm went off, Cher's "Turn Back Time" was playing. now that song has been in my head since
 

erikbj

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I am cheering for the stock market to go down. I am working on a trading strategy that had me sell everything about a month ago! So far so good.
 

CYKID

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I read the hot dog thread this morning and had hot dogs and eggs for breakfast
 

longtimeclone

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I ate a jalapeno burger yesterday for lunch, but paid for it the rest of the day. Was on the crapper 4 times and the burn was very painful every time. Was very good but never getting that damn burger again.

Yes one of the keys to eating hot food is making sure it all comes out at one time. I don't want to put the sensitive areas of my body through more pain than is necessary.
 

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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnVVqLOEysk[/ame]

I'm doing a whole lot of nothing at work today and found this. Hope the link works on my phone.
 
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urb1

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I was standing at the urinal and let a pretty noxious cloud rip. Immediately after, our CEO walked in, said hi, and stood next to me. He is usually talkative, but didn't say a word after that.
 

CycloneYoda

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Living in Towers, I had direct access to the "kitchen", which also housed water pipes for the showers. On my floor, there was only one good shower. The pressure could rip 4 layers of skin per second. It was wonderful. Problem was every morning, I would have to race some other dude for said shower. This dude liked to take his sweet time, like some chick getting ready for, well, almost anything. He never got more than a couple of minutes of hot water once i purchased a wrench.
 

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I rooted for our high school rival yesterday because my cousin was playing for them (boys soccer tournament). Granted, I'm 20 years removed from high school, so those loyalties don't mean much any more. It would have been a bigger deal 15 years ago.
 

Tailg8er

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I'll start this off by saying I'm a huge fan of really hot food. I've done a few different super hot wing challenges & completed most.

This past weekend while visiting Omaha, they convinced me to try this volcano(think they called it this) pizza challenge at the Old Market Old Chicago. To complete the challenge I had to finish a personal pizza in 8 minutes. They said it had so many ghost chiles, habaneros, blah blah blah. I also couldn't drink anything while eating, or for 10 minutes after finishing.

Well, I didn't have to worry about that because I only made it about 3 minutes, & just under half of the pizza down. Hands down hottest thing I've had in my life.

To make things worse, I found out you can't touch ANYTHING if you don't wash your hands 5 times first. After washing my hands once, I decided to take a wizz. Let's just say that wasn't my best choice...
 

oldman

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Yes one of the keys to eating hot food is making sure it all comes out at one time. I don't want to put the sensitive areas of my body through more pain than is necessary.

You need to eat a big bowl of ice cream right after a spicy meal. Then when you're crapping you can say "C'mon Ice Cream!"
 

longtimeclone

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I'll start this off by saying I'm a huge fan of really hot food. I've done a few different super hot wing challenges & completed most.

This past weekend while visiting Omaha, they convinced me to try this volcano(think they called it this) pizza challenge at the Old Market Old Chicago. To complete the challenge I had to finish a personal pizza in 8 minutes. They said it had so many ghost chiles, habaneros, blah blah blah. I also couldn't drink anything while eating, or for 10 minutes after finishing.

Well, I didn't have to worry about that because I only made it about 3 minutes, & just under half of the pizza down. Hands down hottest thing I've had in my life.

To make things worse, I found out you can't touch ANYTHING if you don't wash your hands 5 times first. After washing my hands once, I decided to take a wizz. Let's just say that wasn't my best choice...

I might have to try that some time. I did the maui waui at black market and I remember that the pizza didn't cool long enough so I basically burnt my mouth. The pizza didn't really have much of an impact on me because my mouth.

Yeah I think the key in eating hot food is to only use one hand. This way you can use it for drinking, cleaning and if allowed using the restroom.


You need to eat a big bowl of ice cream right after a spicy meal. Then when you're crapping you can say "C'mon Ice Cream!"

I almost added that too. The last couple of times I have eaten hot wings I have stopped to get ice cream on my way home because it feels so good on my lips. I believe it might settle my stomach some so it isn't an inferno coming out.
 

CLONECONES

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having a bags tournament today at work... sneaking beers to it in my travel coffee mug