I'll start this off by saying I'm a huge fan of really hot food. I've done a few different super hot wing challenges & completed most.
This past weekend while visiting Omaha, they convinced me to try this volcano(think they called it this) pizza challenge at the Old Market Old Chicago. To complete the challenge I had to finish a personal pizza in 8 minutes. They said it had so many ghost chiles, habaneros, blah blah blah. I also couldn't drink anything while eating, or for 10 minutes after finishing.
Well, I didn't have to worry about that because I only made it about 3 minutes, & just under half of the pizza down. Hands down hottest thing I've had in my life.
To make things worse, I found out you can't touch ANYTHING if you don't wash your hands 5 times first. After washing my hands once, I decided to take a wizz. Let's just say that wasn't my best choice...