*** Official Friday Confessions Thread ***

[Cyclonin]

last night I got a naked picture of a girl I met 3 weeks ago, saw twice and talked to 10 time it was pretty sweet

That sounds like the first time she has ever done it!

But in all seriousness, awesome.

 

[SNEDDS3]

I did have one of those wow moments this week but I also curiosity flushed to take any doubt away.

<<<< Do you realize how hard is for a dog to use the toilet and plunger?

 

[BooneCy]

<<<< Do you realize how hard is for a dog to use the toilet and plunger?

Not to mention a computer.

 

[andybernard]

<<<< Do you realize how hard is for a dog to use the toilet and plunger?

Let alone a Yankee fan.

 

[longtimeclone]

<<<< Do you realize how hard is for a dog to use the toilet and plunger?

Well maybe if you didn't maw down so many corn dogs you would have an easier time in the bathroom

 

[SNEDDS3]

Not to mention a computer.

That too.....haha

 

[4429 mcc]

I'm an idiot.

I somehow got in the middle of a barroom brawl last Saturday night, and got knocked out cold. I still have a black eye and a purple ear. I remember it starting with two hispanic women running over and beating on the friend of the girl I was chatting up. That's all I remember other than them pulling me off the floor and handing me an icepack.

Since the buddy I was with was in the bathroom at the time, I had to go back to the bar the next day, and talk to the bartenders and bouncer because I was afraid that I was on the losing end of a fight with a couple of women. Thankfully, I apparently swung at some guy (I have no idea why), and his friend ran over and got me from the side.

I had a girl punch me in the neck once, I poured a beer on her...it was quickly followed up by a fist to the back of the head by her boyfriend. I did not suffer a KO

Seriously who punches people in the neck and back of the head. Learn to where to punch people.

 

[SNEDDS3]

Let alone a Yankee fan.

Oh snap, the nard-dog just burned me!

 

[ISUAgronomist]

I just had pile of bacon for lunch at it was excellent.

 

[HARMCYN]

That sounds like the first time she has ever done it!

But in all seriousness, awesome.

Someone call Chris Hansen

 

[BooneCy]

One of my favorite stories to tell is that I watched my wife get in a fight at a club, and I loved it. The funny thing is my wife is a very happy, church going, stay at home mom. You would never know that as a teenager her favorite bands were the Beastie Boys and Red Hot Chili Peppers, and she has spent more time in mosh pits than most people I know.

 

[Naughtius]

I just had to plunger out my toilet. I impressed myself.

Anybody else work where the toilets auto-flush, and get PO'd when you don't get enough time to admire your own handiwork?

 

[Turbo]

my favorite Cyclone logo is the "bird in a blender" with blue, even though blue is not one of our colors

 

[cyguytillidie]

I met with the wrong group today for a class project. Sat through most of the 50 minute meeting before I realized it.

 

[CLONECONES]

i havent really done any actual work today

 

[Tailg8er]

I've practiced the GEICO Gecko line dance in my living room at least 100 times. The lizard makes it look easy

My roommate & I have been trying to practice a dance from an insurance commercial that's been on during March Madness games (State Farm iirc).

It's the one with the 2 guys who do this elaborate dance because they're on the jumbotron.

Not exactly super hard, but it's hard to get down just by watching the commercial. One of these days we might YouTube it then try breaking it out at an I Cubs game. We shall see...

 

[Doc]

My roommate & I have been trying to practice a dance from an insurance commercial that's been on during March Madness games (State Farm iirc).

It's the one with the 2 guys who do this elaborate dance because they're on the jumbotron.

Not exactly super hard, but it's hard to get down just by watching the commercial. One of these days we might YouTube it then try breaking it out at an I Cubs game. We shall see...

That would be awesome to mimic that dance!

 

[Naughtius]

My roommate & I have been trying to practice a dance from an insurance commercial that's been on during March Madness games (State Farm iirc).

It's the one with the 2 guys who do this elaborate dance because they're on the jumbotron.

Not exactly super hard, but it's hard to get down just by watching the commercial. One of these days we might YouTube it then try breaking it out at an I Cubs game. We shall see...

Good for you, man. I have trouble with the Discount Doublecheck move.

 

[milrtym]

My 4 year old daughter just discovered her younger brother's wiener. Now she goes around and asks people if they have a wiener. It makes me giggle every time.

 

[Tailg8er]

My 4 year old daughter just discovered her younger brother's wiener. Now she goes around and asks people if they have a wiener. It makes me giggle every time.

Sure you want to bring up your daughter & wieners here?