I know. When I was in high school, we had a hill that got named bacon hill, because after doing the backwards bearcrawls up it, we could all see that it was what one of the guys had had for breakfast. After that practice, I went home and slept for like 8 hours. And it was a morning 'optional' practice in the summer. After sleeping I got up, took advil, ate, and then went back to sleep. I was so glad that the backwards bear crawls didn't show up again that summer.