On That Note: Chinese Zodiacracy

[cytor]

You're lookin' good, just like a snake in the grass....

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Cheating a bit. Also NSFW

 

[cytor]

Your fur is red, so beautiful
Like an angel in disguise
But if you meet a friendly horse

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

And meaner than a junkyard dog

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Suckin' on a chili dog outside the Tastee Freez

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Snakeskin suits, 65 Chevelle's




Call me hoss, I'm the boss, with the sauce, and the horse

(I can smell a pig from a mile away)

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I'm a cowboy on a steel horse I ride

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

You catch a pearl and ride the dragon's wings

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Well, I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Her loving is a wild dog
She's got the look

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Even made a homepage for my dog

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I was running away from the only thing I've ever known
Like a blind dog without a bone

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Hugging like a monkey see, monkey do

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

End up like a dog that's been beat too much

 

[cytor]

 

[cyclones500]

“Tiger run around the tree.”