Questions you'd like to ask CPR

[Cyclonick182]

Have you found a real-estate agent yet?

 

[Cyched]

Have you checked out monster.com?

 

[GWestCyde]

Hey Paul,
Did they teach you how to do math at Missouri Western State University?

 

[Clonefan32]

We pay you how much?

 

[CyclOwnd]

Do you pee in the shower?

 

[ISU42]

Why did we even have Lanning drop back to pass? We didn't appear to be in a rush to do anything with the ball.

 

[CyArob]

Why do you keep taking your dumb coaching pills? Are you color blind?

 

[Clonefan32]

90 seconds left in the game, you have the ball first and 10. The other team has 1 TO. What do you do?

A train takes off from Manhattan, Kansas at 11:00, and the other train takes off from Ames at...kneel the ******* ball.

 

[BikeSkiClone]

United Van Lines, Mayflower, or Atlas?

 

[JackTrice3]

That's an Ankeny education for ya.

 

[Clonefan32]

Lump sum or yearly installments for your buyout?

 

[Wesley]

Just how stupid do you think the fans think you are? Guess again.

 

[Clonefan32]

If I were him I'd seriously throw my kid on scholarship in the next 20 minutes as some kind of last, second presidential pardon type thing.

 

[CYEATHAWK]

If Cole would call you out and say the head coaching job is up for grabs...........would he be out of line?

 

[Doc]

Paul, would you please do the honorable thing and give us back your buyout?

 

[CycloneErik]

Which part of a football game do you struggle most to understand: the downs, the strategy, or the clock?

 

[Wesley]

What were you thinking at the 1:22 mark, Paul? Call a timeout to discuss your options? Yelling at the refs? Thinking about the big scenario?

 

[isuforlife]

if you shave your ugly goatee , can i have it to start fires with

 

[Stormin]

Is it difficult to breathe with your head so far up your arse?

 

[Dolokaju]

Do you hate Josh Thomas? It must be that since he is the TYPE of back that's perfect for grinding it out instead of the other kid should JUST had fumbled...