Random Thoughts 18: The Year of Fire

[cycloner29]

Isn't that where you place one of your myriad of step stools?

Wife has one of those damn squatty pottys. I want to toss it in the trash. I like to have my feet closer to the bowl for better balance and leverage when I deliver the package to the bowl. I prefer to forward lean into it. This thing takes away my freedom to do that. Just have to remember to move it before dropping my pants to my ankles, otherwise the thing is hard to move out of the way.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Speaking of toilets, the doctor didn't feel I had enough agony in my life so now I have to get a colonoscopy tomorrow.
Starting at 5 pm this will be me

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Singing?

 

[BCClone]

I have found toilets to be fairly easy from a process stand point but damn are they deceivingly heavy. Also making sure you get it on the ring just right.

Time to send in the leach to get the worm.

They are lighter if you get the water out first.

 

[BCClone]

Kohler? That's I what got.

I had Kohler, replaced with Gerbers.

 

[BCClone]

Wife has one of those damn squatty pottys. I want to toss it in the trash. I like to have my feet closer to the bowl for better balance and leverage when I deliver the package to the bowl. I prefer to forward lean into it. This thing takes away my freedom to do that. Just have to remember to move it before dropping my pants to my ankles, otherwise the thing is hard to move out of the way.

You’re supposed to face the back of the toilet. The coolness of the tank is calming.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I had Kohler, replaced with Gerbers.

If it's not a Ferguson it's not the Stradivarius of toilets

 

[BCClone]

Little over 3 months since my haircut. Scheduled one.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

I guess, make sure they don’t set the chair too high.

 

[BCClone]

I guess, make sure they don’t set the chair too high.

It’s a man, I want it high, I would take bewbs over balls.

 

[cycloner29]

Wife had surgery in January. I didn't know about how you could lose your hair after surgery. Holy cow! At this point I'll have to get a razor out to get it all out of hte rotating brush on the vacuum. I walk into the bathroom and her hair brush could double as Bill Self's toupee.

 

[CloneLawman]

Speaking of toilets, the doctor didn't feel I had enough agony in my life so now I have to get a colonoscopy tomorrow.
Starting at 5 pm this will be me

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Doh!!!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Speaking of toilets, the doctor didn't feel I had enough agony in my life so now I have to get a colonoscopy tomorrow.
Starting at 5 pm this will be me

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Mine is in 2 weeks.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Isn't that where you place one of your myriad of step stools?

Nope. Don't need one there - I have a short toilet.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Okay.........I'm am old. Had a dentist appointment today.

First they need to repair their water squirter, my ear and back of my neck were dripping wet by the end and there is nothing like laying there with water running down the side of your head, down your neck and into your hoodie.

Second, reason I'm old, the hygienist had the chair too high apparently. When she told me to turn my head to her, she leaned in and over half my face was engulfed in her chest...........and I didn't care for it. I didn't say anything because I didn't want to sound creepy and thought if I moved my head at all, it would be creepier yet. So I sat there hoping for that part to get over quickly. So I can officially say that I don't like having my face in random women's bewbs (my wife's I enjoy, but not others).

A long time ago there was a hair cutting place in Nevada that one of the other guys used. I tried it and I swear she was intentionally rubbing her bewbs in my face. I walked out of there feeling a bit cheap

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Wife had surgery in January. I didn't know about how you could lose your hair after surgery. Holy cow! At this point I'll have to get a razor out to get it all out of hte rotating brush on the vacuum. I walk into the bathroom and her hair brush could double as Bill Self's toupee.

Some drugs will do that to you. I was on a low dose of Macrobid (an antibiotic) for 3 months before & during my ankle replacement. I have always had thick hair; I lost half of the volume of my hair to that damn drug. It's coming back slowly, but that means I have about 40 different lengths of hair.
I hope your wife is handling it okay. It's annoying to you but it could be mildly devastating to her.

 

[cycloner29]

Some drugs will do that to you. I was on a low dose of Macrobid (an antibiotic) for 3 months before & during my ankle replacement. I have always had thick hair; I lost half of the volume of my hair to that damn drug. It's coming back slowly, but that means I have about 40 different lengths of hair.
I hope your wife is handling it okay. It's annoying to you but it could be mildly devastating to her.

That and her graying hair.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

It's fargin snowing

 

[ImJustKCClone]

It's fargin snowing

Raining here but we have ice on the deck.

 

[jcyclonee]

Raining here but we have ice on the deck.

Why are you up this early, again?

 

[BCClone]

Why are you up this early, again?

Old people have small bladders. Get up to pee a lot.