Random Thoughts 18: The Year of Fire

[ImJustKCClone]

I think I have a disc knocked out. I do stand in the shower and crank the hot water on it.

My shower head has a pulsing mode that is amazing for my shoulders and neck.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Got a Christmas card from my moms cousin. Now this song is stuck in my head.



Any idea what the return address said?





Btw, TIL there is one in Florida.

Never heard of it. Consequently, it won't be stuck in my head. I think I skipped about 4 decades of modern music. I'm okay with that.

 

[BCClone]

Top of the shoulder for me. I'll be trying some heating pads and ibuprofen, and hoping that easy way takes care of it.
Otherwise, I guess I'll just stop looking to the left, or maybe call a doctor, but who needs to turn, anyway?

3 rights make a left.

 

[BCClone]

Never heard of it. Consequently, it won't be stuck in my head. I think I skipped about 4 decades of modern music. I'm okay with that.

Positive is, this was stuck in my head until then.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Cones and mirrors are great tips. Thank you

Or, just visit the Autobahn and let her go ******* nuts.

 

[CycloneErik]

3 rights make a left.

It'll look a little different when I spin to the right to see folks on the left, but it'll be worth it.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

I think my Chinese restaurant is fat-shaming us. We ordered take out for the three of us last night and they, gave us 6 fortune cookies

That’s just in case you didn’t like the fortune in the first one you opened.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

That’s just in case you didn’t like the fortune in the first one you opened.

They all say "I assume you're eating for two, so congratulations on your pregnancy"

 

[JM4CY]

Or, just visit the Autobahn and let her go ******* nuts.

I would prefer to live.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I think my Chinese restaurant is fat-shaming us. We ordered take out for the three of us last night and they, gave us 6 fortune cookies

Last time I got Chinese takeout I got two fortune cookies. This inspired me to eat the second one that's been sitting on the counter for the last 3 weeks. It predicted more fortune cookies in my future. No lie

 

[SaraV]

Last time I got Chinese takeout I got two fortune cookies. This inspired me to eat the second one that's been sitting on the counter for the last 3 weeks. It predicted more fortune cookies in my future. No lie

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Now just play those numbers on MegaMillions, win a billion dollars, and share amongst your RTT friends.

 

[BCClone]

Last time I got Chinese takeout I got two fortune cookies. This inspired me to eat the second one that's been sitting on the counter for the last 3 weeks. It predicted more fortune cookies in my future. No lie

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I accidentally ate the fortune cookie meant for my wife.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Now just play those numbers on MegaMillions, win a billion dollars, and share amongst your RTT friends.

Can't lose if you don't play

 

[BoxsterCy]

The story goes that my wife's grandfather took the kids down to a boat ramp in their manual transmission car, backed it down, switched seats and said don't get me wet.

My father told me his grandfather was teaching him to drive in an old Model-T. My dad did something behind the wheel that startled my great grandfather so much that he turned and spilt his tobacco out the window. Only thing is the window was not open.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Got a Christmas card from my moms cousin. Now this song is stuck in my head.



Any idea what the return address said?





Btw, TIL there is one in Florida.

I've always loved that background refrain, "Gimme, gimme".

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Come and knock on my door
I've been waiting for you
With the traps that are hers and hers and his
THREE's company too.

 

[VeloClone]

Come and knock on my door
I've been waiting for you
With the traps that are hers and hers and his
THREE's company too.

If only they knocked...

 

[wxman1]

Sitting at a laundromat because the dog couldn't take two steps onto the hardwood floor and instead puked on our largest rug.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Dang, those horny toad unis are FUGLY!!

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

This game looks like first team to get a stop wins