No! though mine is a slider. Was like the last of those left when I got it. My previous (three years ago) was a flip phone - Razr's used to be cool!
Admittedly, I'm a lot closer to 'geezer' than you, CG, but before we went to smartphones about a year ago, the last phone I got (no data and I barely texted), I was in the sprint store asking them..."Where's the regular phones? No, I don't really want a flip, or a slider, I'll break it. I don't want a ruggedized one, I'm not that hard on them. I don't need an MP3 player, and I don't care how good the camera is....does it make calls? That's all I need."