So I learned that consuming the same amount of alcohol in 45 minutes as I have in the past 6 months is not necessarily a "great" idea.
At the same moment, I learned that going to a bar where my friend is a good friend with the owner leads to the aforementioned first realization.
Coincidentally, I also learned that my wife does not care how I feel whilst driving me around after the previously mentioned events occur.
Unfortunately, after the lessons that I just learned, I really doubt that I have truly "learned my lesson".
drunk Cooler!